Week 91 Winner - mole204

Golly, I had no idea that salesmen used my traps for their secret initiation rituals...



Stitch - Gadget and Stravinsky? Now THAT'S a scary thought...

Gadget: Chip...? CHIP? Golly, where'd he run off to in such a hurry? Oh well. Dale, you're enjoying my six-hour interpretive 'Rite of Spring' dance, right? ...Uh, Dale? Hello?


Loneheart - Things the Rangers Did After the Series #8013: The Lean Years...

Gadget: Okay, so third shrub on the right in a school play is a step down after female lead, but at least I'm still in showbiz!


JPesterfield - Gadget's comments on The Lean Years...

Gadget: At least I'm still in showbiz, but why doesn't anyone want a spokesmouse?


Karl - When The Lean Years got really bad...

Gadget: Let's see, The Birds, by Alfred Hitchcock. Scene five, my lines are 'Screech! Screech!' OK, I'm ready!"


Obi-Wan Maplewood - This week's winner of the "Gift of Bad Timing" award...

GADGET: Chip, could you please remind me again why the HECK I auditioned for the lead in "Pinocchio joins Rainbow Six?" My memory's a bit foggy on that one...


Drake - Gadget's Early Days: The failed audition for the show that came to be known as "George of the Jungle"...

Gadget: Gadge, Gadge, Gadge of the Junkyard... Hates salesman, you see


wayc - This week's winner of the "I Wouldn't Count on It" award...

Gadget: Pssssst! Dale! Slowly turn your head and look behind me. Have we thrown all those raucous Gadgephiles off my trail with this disguise yet?


The J.A.M. - From a previously-unknown scene in "Chocolate Chips"...

Gadget: Dale, are you *sure* this is the right way to fend off mosquitoes?"


MegaDale - Anyone taking odds on how long that camera's going to last? ;-)

Gadget: Uh Dale, what are you doing with that camera and grinning like a hyena?


foxhound - From Gadget's Invention Journal: The Ranger Wings (Version 1.03)...

Dale: No gadget, I don't think that invention is going to fly.


Cyber Daimyo - Somehow the words "Fat Cat" and "boot camp" are just hard to imagine together...

Gadget: I bet that my custom-made stealth bird is going to help me fly out of Fat Cat's boot camp for sure.


lotacats - There's something about a cricket and whale...it'll come to me after a while...

Gadget: Me? lie????? Why would you ask such a question? Where'd you come up with an idea like that???? What about the wood and the nose thing????


Dan - That's the problem with those cheap translations....

Gadget: I'm beginning to wonder if that really /was/ a book on _chipmunk_ mating rituals.


Tanka - Well, the boys were excited when they heard that Gadget was wearing feathers...

Gadget: Calm down, boys! Chirpsing has been so lonely all these years and this is the best way to cheer him up!