Week 80 Winner - wayc
Chip Chap - I thought this was a typo at first...gotta admit, it's creative!
Professor Nimnul: Bwahaha! I, the great Norton Nimnul, have just discovered the most powerful hair-growth formula in the world!
Cyber Daimyo - This week's winner of the "Caption Most Likely Have Come From Dale's Advice" award...
Winifred: Hey, you crazy rodents! Get off of my property or you will be turned into zombies!
Loki - This week's winner of the "Surest Caption to Get Loki's Name Mentioned at the Foxglove Feature"
Winifred: That Jaleel will rue the day he refused to include "Winifred's Window" on that wretched Foxglove Feature!
JPesterfield - This week's winner of the "Best Pun in a Caption"...
Winifred: Bottled sunlight, another of my bright ideas.
Chris Silva - Never mess with a female's caffeine...
Winifred: Okay, who replaced my regular coffee with Folgers crystals?
Mole204 - Oops, guess you should've looked closer, Chris...
Winifred: Who swiched my Folgers crystals with road flares?
MegaDale - Taste Koo-Koo Cola's newest drink sensation: "Glow-in-the-Dark" Fizz! Come along, you belong!
Winifred: Of course I'm going to drink this. It's only Kookoo cola after all, right?
KS - Oh, she's mean...
Freddy: That's right, Eisner, put out new Rangers episodes with *me* in the lead or Tinkerbell *stays* in the jar!
SomeGhol - I hear Foxy's looking for you with a defamation of character suit...
Looks like it's just you and me Monty... huh, I figured Dale would last longer, but I guess when you're playing the "Good Times Bat Times" drinking game, it helps to be able to drink your cola! Someone pry Foxy off of him please?
CD - So THAT'S why the DVDs have been so long in coming out...
Freddie: Do you want to know why this is villain's week? It's because I trapped a certain someone in this jar who is involved with these weekly captions. Are you alright in there doctor Jones?
Loneheart - Well, we knew she was a ratfink already...
Freddy: I owe all my witchly powers to this stuff I swiped when I was cleaning at the NIMH laboratories...
Karl - So you watched a Trek marathon until 6am, right?
Winifred: Bud! Lou! Either this latte is past it's "Pull Date" or one of you Trekkie mindwipes let your blasted TRIBBLES loose again
lotacats - Words to live by...well, for someone anyway...
Winifred: Housework is the crabgrass in the lawn of life
Wauregan - What exactly is left out in a diet potion...
Winifred: Ugh! This *diet* potion just doesn't taste the same as the real thing!
