Week 80 Winner - wayc

Glow, little glow jar...glimmer, glimmer...



Chip Chap - I thought this was a typo at first...gotta admit, it's creative!

Professor Nimnul: Bwahaha! I, the great Norton Nimnul, have just discovered the most powerful hair-growth formula in the world!


Cyber Daimyo - This week's winner of the "Caption Most Likely Have Come From Dale's Advice" award...

Winifred: Hey, you crazy rodents! Get off of my property or you will be turned into zombies!


Loki - This week's winner of the "Surest Caption to Get Loki's Name Mentioned at the Foxglove Feature"

Winifred: That Jaleel will rue the day he refused to include "Winifred's Window" on that wretched Foxglove Feature!


JPesterfield - This week's winner of the "Best Pun in a Caption"...

Winifred: Bottled sunlight, another of my bright ideas.


Chris Silva - Never mess with a female's caffeine...

Winifred: Okay, who replaced my regular coffee with Folgers crystals?


Mole204 - Oops, guess you should've looked closer, Chris...

Winifred: Who swiched my Folgers crystals with road flares?


MegaDale - Taste Koo-Koo Cola's newest drink sensation: "Glow-in-the-Dark" Fizz! Come along, you belong!

Winifred: Of course I'm going to drink this. It's only Kookoo cola after all, right?


KS - Oh, she's mean...

Freddy: That's right, Eisner, put out new Rangers episodes with *me* in the lead or Tinkerbell *stays* in the jar!


SomeGhol - I hear Foxy's looking for you with a defamation of character suit...

Looks like it's just you and me Monty... huh, I figured Dale would last longer, but I guess when you're playing the "Good Times Bat Times" drinking game, it helps to be able to drink your cola! Someone pry Foxy off of him please?


CD - So THAT'S why the DVDs have been so long in coming out...

Freddie: Do you want to know why this is villain's week? It's because I trapped a certain someone in this jar who is involved with these weekly captions. Are you alright in there doctor Jones?


Loneheart - Well, we knew she was a ratfink already...

Freddy: I owe all my witchly powers to this stuff I swiped when I was cleaning at the NIMH laboratories...


Karl - So you watched a Trek marathon until 6am, right?

Winifred: Bud! Lou! Either this latte is past it's "Pull Date" or one of you Trekkie mindwipes let your blasted TRIBBLES loose again


lotacats - Words to live by...well, for someone anyway...

Winifred: Housework is the crabgrass in the lawn of life


Wauregan - What exactly is left out in a diet potion...

Winifred: Ugh! This *diet* potion just doesn't taste the same as the real thing!