MegaDale - Par for the course for the conniving cat...hey, maybe HE'S LordNaga!
Fat Cat: There, now that this counterfeit is complete, let's see what sucker on ebay will buy it for a million bucks.
Painless Doc Johnson - Taken from "Fat Cat's Words to Live (or not) By"...
Fat Cat: A little greed can get you lots of stuff. A baseball bat can get even more.
Chip - Ah, so that's where it came from...
Fat Cat: Yuk! What Cracker Jack box did you get *this* out of?
Loneheart - Funny the things you can learn from a prize out of a Cracker Jack box...
Fat Cat: Who would have guessed that the way to wealth and riches would be to open my own legitimate Fast Food Franchise?
KS - This week's winner of the "I've Always Wondered That Too" award...
Fat Cat: Stupid expensive 'stylish' watches! How do you tell time on these blasted things?!
Schroeder - And all this time, they just needed to splash water on him...(or maybe Perrier in his case)
Fat Cat: Send forth the winged monkeys! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Chris Silva - Looks like Fat Cat's stumbled on NIMH...
Fat Cat: Hmm, there's an inscription on the back. 'You can unlock any door if you only have the key'.
CD - This one simply sounded cool...can't think of another reason...
Fat Cat: Yes miss Beatrix van Oranje Nassua, this does look like the one you're missing. But it's only a coincidence. Do I look like the person to steal your family's regal jewelry?
Loki - I bet he keeps the animal watch shops in business...
Fat Cat: Oh no, I sat on my pocket watch!
Robert Knaus - Well, he didn't get to the top by being stupid...
FAT CAT: "Ancient Curse" my eye! Wait, who's knocking at the door? Mepps, you go check it out while I slip out the back...
Cyber Daimyo - What, no samurai warrior? This is surely a precedent...
Fat Cat: Ah, this is something that I can't resist: A 3,000 year-old jewel!
Charity - The things we do for trinkets...
Fat Cat: I had to eat 10 Happy Meals to get this, but it was worth it!
Danbole Ronin - That's why they always consult lawyers before printing food labels...
FC: Such false advertising in excusable! What happened to the ham!
The J.A.M. - Did I call it a Black Onyx? Nope, never heard me say Black Onyx once. In fact, if I'd said Black Onyx you'd...
Fat Cat: You call this a black onyx???
Zanzibar - He's going to bribe us with a black stone? Or maybe it's a means of hiding his true identity...
Fat Cat: Finally I've got the means to bribe those fools at the Acorn Café! If I can't get the Rangers I'll in any case get their fandom! *Evil laughter*
Rennod - Yep, that'd put him on the EPA's Most Wanted List, all right...
FAT CAT: The true measure of villainy: instead of a globe that 'snows' when you shake it, you have one that shows an oil spill!
Morgan K - Oh, the disappointment...still, a mood ring is pretty groovy...
Fat Cat: I waited six to eight weeks for a giant *MOOD RING*?!?
Karl - Uh oh, do I sense ELMYRA'S around...
Fat Cat: Young lady, I will NOT be your pet - so take this collar back and... Say, that's pretty...
Painless Doc Johnson - Oboy, someone let the alien machine out again without reading the instruction book first...
Fat Cat: Lesse- KLATU BARADA NICKLE! No, that wasn't it...
