Week 60 Winner - Obi-Wan Maplewood

Caught in the Middle
Nicky and SomeGhol - I won't be responsible for what happens when Gadget figures it out and catches up with you...

Gadget: Spice up your lovemaking with foodstuffs? But we didn't even make love, all that came out of the oven was that wierd green goo! Why'd you get this book, Chip? Chip?


Kongo - From Gadget's Failed Inventions Annals: Failed Invention #3753...

Gadget: I guess the exploding chocolate phone wasn't such a good idea.


Raven Warhammer - From Gadget's Failed Invention Annals: Failed Invention #4012...

Gadget: I think that means he didn't like my special exploding pie with WD-40 icing...


8-Bit Star - Things the Rangers Tried After the Series: An RR Honeymooners Parody

Gadget: I'm still waiting for him to say 'Bang, Zoom, Right in the kisser!'


Rennod - This week's winner of "Gadget's Most Astute Thought of All Time" award...

GADGET: Something tells me this isn't the best time to get between them and be the mediator...


Cyber Daimyo - This Week's Winner of "The Most Self-Evident Thing About Dale" award...

Gadget (speaking off-screen to Dale): Well, Dale. You have the power of a true karate-fighting champion, but you lack discipline. Dale: Oh, Gadget, that is so cool! People tell me that all the time. Hey, hey, in junior high, I was voted most likely to lack discipline. Heh heh


CD - I'm sure this was a definite priority on Gadget's to do list ;-)

Gadget: Golly it's alive! Finally I got someone who CAN cook!


Loki - Another myth dispelled for Gadget...

GADGET: Chip was right, a poofy hat does not a chef make!


Schroeder - "Chow Hound", 1951...

Gadget: "And *this time*, I *didn't* forget the gravy!!!" (obscure Bugs Bunny reference)


Ronnie Rabbit - Ah, so that's why we never hear about Gadget's fantasy life...

Gadget: I just *knew* this 'butterscotch fantasy' of Dale's was going to get us in trouble...


Robert Knaus - I think she took the idea of "surprise party" a bit too far...

GADGET: Maybe I shouldn't have hidden Chip's birthday cake under his hat...


SomeGhol - I'll let you have two, since you helped...the ultimate quandary for sure...

Gadget: Golly, he's been standing there looking at the door for five minutes now. I wonder what he's thinking about? Chip: Gadget made it, Dale threw it...Can't...hit Gadget with it, but...Dale...not...in room. Can't...hold on much longer!


Mole204 - Yeah, I can see that in her eyes...

Gadget: I wonder if there's any way that I could blame this on Monty?


Painless Doc Johnson - She can always find that bright side...

Gadget: On the bright side, petroleum jelly is great on toast!


KS - This one sure leaves ya stuck...

Gadget: Y'know, this is not the position I though we'd be in when hit with an immobilizing ray.


KS - Something tells me the candy business will never be the same...

Golly! Nimnul's mind-controlling cranium-contaminating caramel really works!