Kongo - I put this one in for Chris Silva, dedicated Blockbuster employee...
Monty: I went to Blockbuster, tried to rent a video and by the time they realized I was who I said I was, I looked like this!!
MegaDale - All those "should's", all those years...
Monty:Now you see what all that worrying over your inventions did to me Gadget, look at me!
Zipper - And here I thought he was her father--guess he really must've been piling on the Grecian Formula ;-)
Monty: Gadget, I am your grandfather!
LoneHeart - So THAT'S why he never ages...
Gadget: Monty, you should have warned us about the awful consequences of burning that portrait of you as an old mouse!
KS - This week's winner of the "Best Addition to the '100 Things To Keep in Mind' List" award...
Monty: Well, that's one lesson learned the hard way...Never eat glowing cheese, no matter how much it begs you to.
Robert Knaus - From "Things the Rangers Tried After RR" #719--The Later Years...
MONTY: Now, bring me that sports almanac so I can go back in time, give to me younger self, and get rich! Hee-hee-hee...
CD - I laughed, I cried...why did he haveta die? WHY!?
Monty: I know I look horrible, just give one last hug goodbye, I won't die until you do!
Mole204 - Oh, so THAT's what the Gadge-o-matic does...
Monty: That Gadge-o-matic didn't do what I thought it would do.
Monty - This week's winner of the "Surest Sign Monty Needs Vitamins" award...
Monty: Do I know Monty? Well, I knew his mother pretty well...
Obi-Wan Maplewood - True, there's always a bright side...
MONTY: Well, it's not all bad, Gadget-luv... at least I got out of havin to be the "2003 baby" in last night's festivities.
Chip Chap - They couldn't have! They wouldn't! Would they?...
Monty: The Captioneers, THEY did this to me!
Painless Doc Johnson - One little trip...of course, that's all it took for Gilligan, too...
"So you went into space, and I stayed here, caught in a crossover between our world and that one twilight zone episode. Cept' the guy left for space in the episode."