Week 59 Winners - Schroeder and Loki

Monty's looking run-down
Kongo - I put this one in for Chris Silva, dedicated Blockbuster employee...

Monty: I went to Blockbuster, tried to rent a video and by the time they realized I was who I said I was, I looked like this!!


MegaDale - All those "should's", all those years...

Monty:Now you see what all that worrying over your inventions did to me Gadget, look at me!


Zipper - And here I thought he was her father--guess he really must've been piling on the Grecian Formula ;-)

Monty: Gadget, I am your grandfather!


LoneHeart - So THAT'S why he never ages...

Gadget: Monty, you should have warned us about the awful consequences of burning that portrait of you as an old mouse!


KS - This week's winner of the "Best Addition to the '100 Things To Keep in Mind' List" award...

Monty: Well, that's one lesson learned the hard way...Never eat glowing cheese, no matter how much it begs you to.


Robert Knaus - From "Things the Rangers Tried After RR" #719--The Later Years...

MONTY: Now, bring me that sports almanac so I can go back in time, give to me younger self, and get rich! Hee-hee-hee...


CD - I laughed, I cried...why did he haveta die? WHY!?

Monty: I know I look horrible, just give one last hug goodbye, I won't die until you do!


Mole204 - Oh, so THAT's what the Gadge-o-matic does...

Monty: That Gadge-o-matic didn't do what I thought it would do.


Monty - This week's winner of the "Surest Sign Monty Needs Vitamins" award...

Monty: Do I know Monty? Well, I knew his mother pretty well...


Obi-Wan Maplewood - True, there's always a bright side...

MONTY: Well, it's not all bad, Gadget-luv... at least I got out of havin to be the "2003 baby" in last night's festivities.


Chip Chap - They couldn't have! They wouldn't! Would they?...

Monty: The Captioneers, THEY did this to me!


Painless Doc Johnson - One little trip...of course, that's all it took for Gilligan, too...

"So you went into space, and I stayed here, caught in a crossover between our world and that one twilight zone episode. Cept' the guy left for space in the episode."