Week 197 Winner - L. Cranston

  1. L. Cranston - If Tammy had been in "A Lad in a Lamp"...

    (We see Tammy just after she rubs the magic lamp.)
    Tammy: I wish Chipper was desperately in love with me! Genie: Um, well you see...wishes can't do that. Tammy: NOW!!!
  2. Yunkel - Chip suddenly realizes the obvious--it's hard to insult a lovestruck teen...

    Tammy.-You are saying I'm just an annoying teen who doesn't even know what true love is? Oh Chip please, you will make me blush.
    Chip.- It wasn't a compliment!
  3. Zaptiftun - This week's winner of the "Obvious Yet Ingenious Caption" award...

    Tammy: Aww, it's so adorable when Andy floats away like that.
    Midnight: (off-screen) Dawn, my tranquilizer rifle if you please.
  4. Fat Cat - This week's winner of the "Caption Most Certain to Get Monty in Trouble" award...

    Tammy: has anyone seen chip, I wan't to show him something
    Monty: He's hiding underneath the table, but shhh or he'll hear you
  5. CD - Teenagers and attention spans...

    Tammy: But Chipper, you're handsome and brave and clever! How could I not idolize you- Hey, is that a picture of Clarice? I'm her biggest fan! I want to be just like her when I grow up. Beautiful, enchanting, famous. She's my idol!
  6. Mayhem - Things that Scare Chip Maplewood: The "M" word...

    Tammy: Oh Chipper, "marriage" is just one word...
    Monty: Nah darling, it's a sentence, why you think Chip's done a runner?
  7. ksharbaugh - Yet another reason we're glad Gadget always wears a parachute...

    Tammy [said with an unsettling calm]: Yes, Monty, I saw Gadget, just before throwing her out the window. I had too, you see. She was looking at my Chipper.
  8. bock's car - You could always just marry her mom, Chip. Then all she'll do is plod you for money...

    Tammy: Just think, Chipper...... In just 2 years, 8 months, 11 days, 13 hours, 45 minutes and 16 seconds..... I'll be an Adult and we can get Married!!!!! Or we can move to Arkansas.
    Chip: Bleeped if I Do, Bleeped if I don't. Some choice.
  9. ModernTimes - Actually, I think it's a classic case of Chip-mania ;-)

    Tammy: Good morning officer! It's a lovely day to be alive isn't it?
    Officer: Dilated pupils, and an overabundance of cliches. Classic case of drug abuse. Take her down.
  10. CrashBurn - Teenagers are so trusting...

    Tammy: So, this rocket will take me to see Chipper on the Moon?
    Gadget: Uh, yeah! Hop right in, Tammy!
    Tammy: Yay!!!!!!!!
  11. Midnight Man - I sense a fanboy fight coming...

    Gadget (off-screen): "Incoming animals at high speed. A squirrel driving a tank... and a chipmunk... another squirrel... an aardvark..."
    Monty (off-screen): "Blimey, th' 'eadquarters is bein' stormed!"
    Tammy: "My fans..."
  12. iceberg210 - When teenagers get desperate...

    Tammy: Oh Chipper you look so cute in those chains and handcuffs. Monty: Ya know that probably should've been your first clue he didn't like ya when ya need those ta get him on a date.
  13. Yunkel - But it's like Steven Wright said: You can't have everything, where would you put it?

    Nimnul: Aahh! It feels good being an evil genious, you get to see the world, meet new people, enslave them.
  14. Mr. Spumoni - An' I wonder, still I wonder, what's Purple Rain...(apologies to CCR)...

    Nimnul (as Prince): Dearly beloved, we gather together here today to get through this thing called life...
  15. iceberg210 - Obviously he knows nothing about the GET pattern...

    Nimnul: It's been ten long years but I have finally triumphed over you Pacman!