Week 190 Winner - Zaptiftun

  1. zaptiftun - On the set of "The Rescuers": During the Off-Hours...

    Zipper: And now, ladies and gentlemen, Evinrude will do his impersonation of Bill D. Cat!
    Evinrude: HACK! HACK! HACK!
    Gadget (off scene): Wow! Very impressive!
    Chip (off scene): Can dragonflies get hairballs?
  2. L. Cranston - Zipper's Pre-Ranger Days: Roving Reporter...

    Zipper: Here we are at beautiful Loch Ness, where I've come to show absolute proof that there is no such thing as a Loch Ness Monster.
  3. Yunkel - Winner of this week's "Why Zipper Chose Queenie" award...

    Zipper: Hi mom, this is Beatrice, my fiancée, we will come visit you soon.
  4. CrashBurn - Winner of this week's Rimshot award...

    Zipper: Yeah, I got the same reaction when I saw Queenie too!
  5. CCC - Don't worry, he'll faint and forget the whole thing...

    Zipper: Monster? In this lake? Ha! You almost had me there for a moment, Monty... I was this close to believing your tale for once!
  6. ModernTimes - I told you they wouldn't go for it, Mepps. He's trying a new career move...

    Chip: (off screen) this looks shopped.
    Dale: (off screen) What makes you say that?
    Chip: (off screen) I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
  7. t.s. - Like Uncle Bedivere Fairmont says, if it ain't cooking your innards, it ain't hot enough!

    Zipper: Hey Monty, Grandpa loves the Habanero Pepper Jack Cheese you brought!
  8. CD - Zipper, the "green" predator...

    Zipper: "Kill me"? I never murder my own food! I'm just waiting until nature does the job. Good day and do keep the water clean. Otherwise Zipper's food will beg him
  9. bock's car - That's one lesson they don't have to see twice ;-)

    Zipper: And that, kids, is why you should NEVER drink Seawater.
  10. Midnight Man - The bad news is he's got to go on a case in about five minutes...

    Zipper: Friends, say hi to a buddy of my father, Evinrude. Rudy won the Iron Insect marathon.
    Evinrude: Yeah, -wheeze- ten -wheeze- seconds -wheeze- ago...