Week 184 Winner - lane83ky

1. lane83ky - Chip finally bows to the obvious...
   
   Gadget: Now, Chip...don't you remember the first rule of being in a relationship?
   Chip: **Sigh** Yes, ma'am...the woman is always right...
2. Jeff Pierce - And this would be what he bowed to the obvious about, after being lost for an hour ;-)
   
   Gadget: Chip, shouldn't we ask that bird over there for directions?
   Chip: Gadget, a real man never reads, or asks for, directions!
3. bock's car - This week's winner for the Best Portrayal of Chipmunk Torture in a Caption award...
   
   Gadget: Now Chip, you know the only reason you get to sit next to me is because I haven't taught Dale to fly the Rangerwing.
   Chip: *Sigh* Of course it is.
4. L. Cranston - This week's winner of the Go the Flattery Route award (Hey, it did get you noticed)...
   
   Chip: zzzzz...Marion...
   Gadget: We never seem to get a break, do we?
5. Midnight Man - This week's winner for the Best Description of a LONG Weekend award...
   
   Gadget: I'm on a family mission this weekend, and you can't come with us. But the good thing is you can take care of Gimcrack! Well, he's in a difficult age now, but I'm sure you'll handle this with no problem.
   Chip: Awwwwww...
6. ksharbaugh - 2.7 seconds before Chip screams like a chipmunk that's seeing his life pass before his eyes...
   
   Gadget: Remember, Chip, be the plane.
   Chip: Nanananananana...
7. Toni - .93 seconds before Chip screams like a chipmunk that's seeing his life pass before his eyes...
   
   Chip: I will stay calm... I am one with the world...
   Gadget: Well, technically speaking, we will all be 'one with the world' very soon if you keep flying at the ground right before us.
8. Mayhem - Never tell Gadget about economizing. Just don't.
   
   Chip: You're gonna make another plane from spare parts in only an hour?
   Gadget: Sure! And since I only have half the parts, it'll only take half as long!
9. CD - Mensa jokes are so wasted on the non-Mensas...
   
   Gadget: ...so this other electron asks "Are you sure?" to which the other replies: "I'm positive"!
   Chip: *yawn* Yeah, good one. *snore*
10. Yunkel - And Chip finally realizes that life doesn't stop with the wedding day--a bit too late...
    
    Gadget - Oh, and my mother will accompany us to our honeymoon so let's buy some cakes because she likes to eat a lot of cake in the morning. Chip - Yes my dear, yes. (We've been married for only two days and I already repent.)
11. Racebest - All night Sureluck Jones movies and casework simply don't mix...
    
    Gadget: Statistics show drivers who fall asleep at the wheel are 98% more likely to get into a collision.
    Chip: *snore*
12. CrashBurn - I think he's just lost his free vehicle maintenance contract...
    
    Gadget: Chip..... There's something I've wanted to tell you...
    Chip: Yes Tammy.... I love you too....
13. pupspals - Never send a robot to do a chipmunk's work--especially where gravity's involved...
    
    Gadget: Golly! There must be something wrong with my Plane Flying Chip 3000!!!
    Chip: (powering down)
14. Mr. Spumoni - Chip's been in BioShock since the day he met Miss Gorgeous ;-)
    
    Gadget: BioShock!
    Chip (shaking head): Ha-lo!