Week 183 Winner - Lilacstarprint

1. Lilacstarprint - An object lesson: Never take a dare...
   
   Chedderhead: Come on, boys! 'polar bearin' means diving into the water. Not skimming across it.
   Chip: I'm *trying* Chedderhead! Have *you* ever tried convincing a cat to get wet?
   Meeps: NO WATR! NO WATR! NO WATR! NO WATR! NO WATR! NO WATR! NO WATR! NO WATR! NO WATR! NO WATR! NO WATR! NO WATR!
2. Racebest - This week's winner of the "Caught on the Wrong Side of Inflation" award...
   
   Mepps: Look at the price of Gas!!!
   Chip: Oh my...
   CHC: Strike me starkers!
3. Sinclair - Signs when you knew the series was over #225: Jumping the (Whale) Shark...
   
   Chip: From heck's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!
   Charlie: That ain't no whale, mate.
   Mepps: He's insane! INSANE!
   I know, I know...
4. Mayhem - But not everyone's convinced of that...
   
   Meeps: SHARK!
   Charlie: Where?
   Chip: The show never jumped it, stop complaining!
5. CD - Never make Chip the captain. Never.
   
   Chip: I shall sail! Storm or no storm! Easter or no easter! Cat or no cat! I shall sail, if it is 'till the end of times!
   Mepps: G-g-ghostship!
   Charlie: This is why we sailors have a prohibition against this stuff. But do they ever listen? No!
6. Crashburn - Oh, Buoy...
   
   Chip: Watch out for that!!!!!
   Mepps: Aiea Eaeaea!!!!! "CRUNCH!!!" "OOH!!"
   Chedderhead Charlie: Buuuoooy!!!!!!!
7. Yunkel - "No Problems" knows no distance ;-)
   
   Mepps.- Argh! We gonna die!
   Chip.- Faster! Faster! We still can make it.
   Chedderhead.- Sorry to interrupt yer paranoia mates, but ain't 1000 Km distance enough to avoid whatever consequences may occur from a Gadget's "This new invention should definitely work with no problems?"
8. mcleland - I don't know--I think a zombie water skiier could do pretty well...
   
   Mepps: BRAAAIIINNSS!
   Chip: Great, now he's hypnotized to be a zombie rather than a water skier!
   Cheddarhead: Ya know, this reminds me of the time...
9. Sid - Silly Goon Squad boy, you should know better than that...
   
   Chip: I can’t believe you tried to fix your shirt with gadgets sewing machine!
   Mepps: SHE SAID IT SHOULD WORK!!
   Charlie: Precisely!
10. bock's car - Don't you just hate when that happens...
    
    Charlie: What's up with Mepps?
    Chip: I don't think he knows how to waterski!
    Mepps: Dudes, I left the iron plugged in!
11. Pesterfield - In the immortal words of Yakko Warner, "That'll leave a mark..."
    
    Chip: We won't make it!
    Charlie: I can't see!
    Mepps: You don't wanna!
12. Midnight Man - Eh, competition's rigged...
    
    Chip: Well, I think you didn't impress the judges enough, Mepps!
    Mepps: 4.8? A mere 4.8?!
    Cheddarhead Charlie: Okay, mate! Jump over those crocodiles over there! That'll earn ya some bonzer extra points!