bock's car - Some kinds of publicity are just...too public...
Gadget: Boys, deal with this miscreant!
Dale: If we told you once, we've told you a thousand times...
Chip: Gadget is not, nor will ever be interested in becoming a "Victoria's Secret" model!
Mr. Spumoni - Signs the show was ending #253: Getting testy over the replacement crew (post-Tad Stones)...
Chip: No, we don't want to do another take...
The JAM - Things the Rangers did after the series #8233: Bouncers at House of Mouse...
Gadget: Gadget.
Dale: Dale.
Chip: Chip. Yes, we're the new bouncers. Now, kindly, turn around and walk away before I pull out my gun...
Kandei-chan - This week's winner of the "It's Really About to Get Ugly" award...
[offscreen] Hi! I'm with the Bobcat Preservation Society, and we're soliciting dona... tions...
Hondo I. Sackett - If "Mind Your Cheese and Q's" had been made today...
Gadget: I've had it! Rat Capone is selling me as a moll on Rodent E-bay! As pay-pal pay and pick-up only!!
Chip: He went to far this time!
Dale: You think that's bad. He listed us on Human E-bay as mail anywhere snake food! And he started the bid at a penny! NO RESERVE!
ksharbaugh - And once the Rangers caught up with the illicit e-bayer...
Gadget: Boys, take Mr Capone here for a ride.
Dale: You got it, boss.
Chip: C'mon, Capone, there's this construction site we think you should see.
Nyperold - And it looks like Capone's still trying to sell things...
GADGET: Looks like Rat Capone's up to his old tricks again, boys. I wouldn't have minded so much, but he made off with my last good sponge.
CHIP: Right. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
DALE: Yeah! Uh... what are we offering him, again?
Racebest - And now Fat Cat's stealing things to sell! The villains must be real hard up for cash...
Chip: Alright Fat Cat, give Gadget her bed back or you'll have to deal with us!
Dale: Yeah! Because of you, Gadget hasn't slept for days.
Gadget: *yawn* Now I know how Dale feels after a Late Late Late show marathon.
Crashburn - You know, this one sounds interesting :-)...
An old nemesis comes back, and this time, he means business. Donald Duck and the cast of Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers star in: The Duck Returns!
Chip: So, he's decided to finally come back.
Dale: After all these years.
Gadget: A giant duck, blew up my workshop?! Grr...
pupspals - Well, you knew Zipper had to be doing something all that time he was ignored...
Chip: Zipper, put that camera down now!
Gadget: You went too far in your "behind the scenes" film!
Dale: ... And what's this about me & Clarice on TMZ.com!
Midnight Man - Some habits die hard...
Gadget: Haven't you seen the sign? Authorized personnel only!
Dale: Ain't we authorized? And is that a reason to booby-trap the way to your workshop with falling knives and explosives?
Chip: I'm the leader, I'm always authorized! Besides, setting up flamethrowers in a tree is a really bad idea.
Yunkel - The Rangers, on their way to meet with the Disney lawyers...
Gadget: We've been through a lot together, and it ain't getting any easier.
Chip: We've had good times and bad... but just being there made it all worth it.
Dale: Looks like we've got one more bad time to get through. C'mon, let's go have some fun.
CCC - A screen grab from the unaired episode "City Girl, Island Girl"...
Lawhinie (on-screen): There she is, boys. And after what she did, I don't think it's too important to necessarily treat her gently.
Dale: How could you do that to poor Gadget, Lawhinie?
Chip: Yes, she's still limping!
Gadget (off-screen): But I'm not Lawhinie!
Lilacstarprint - Indy's Note: Boll weevils are insects that attack and eat cotton. They're one of the primary reasons for the demise of the economy of the southern U.S. in the late 1800's....
Chip: No, Monty we are NOT going on another 'diet and exorcise' regiment with you.
Dale: I just found out what a 'boll-weevil' is. And if you think I'm gonna eat THAT again, you're battier than Foxglove!
Gadget: That was....a bad joke, Dale.
Sinclair - Par for the course for the Rangers...
Chip: First you sink a ship...
Dale: Then you try to kill us...
Gadget: And now you want us to help you?
Jeff Parkes - Ah, the power of cheese...
GADGET: Guys, look what Monty's breath did to the kitchen door!
DALE: Monty, stop eating from your stash of Brie '86!
CHIP: I know it's your favorite, but it's two decades old!
Mayhem - If they had a nickel for every time...
Chip: No, we don't have a dog called Brain here!
Dale: Or a little girl called Penny!
Gadget: Leave it guys, I'm used to getting mistaken like that by now...
DJ_Gwendolynkatsche - Actually, I think it's more likely they'd turn into the Dark RR in the movie...
Chip: We want that RR movie now!
Dale: Or else...
Gadget: We'll turn into Dark RR's!
CD - I see someone's been doing some off-board chatting again...
Chip: You CD? Clarice sends her regards.
Dale: When I looked up that word in the dictionary, I was pretty mad. I vowed a one man war on you.
Gadget: Should have been nicer to ladies, now you'll be terminated.
