Week 178 Winner - CCC
#1 CCC - This week's winner for the Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken Award...
Chip: Well, for one thing, it's the wrong size. I mean, will you take a look at that ring, and think about the size of Gadget's finger for a moment?
Dale: You're just jealous 'cos you didn't think of it first!
#2 Jeff Parkes - Oh well, it's a living...
Stuck without a series, the Rangers have to resort to doing kids' commercials to survive, but they're not happy about it!
DALE: Will you wear my ring?
CHIP: Ring Pop! It's a lollipop without a stick! A ring of flavor you can lick!
#3 BOC42 - Proposing to Gadget is one thing...
Chip: There is no way Gadget's going to say yes to you!
Dale: I bought the ring, I brought her to Egypt, and I'm gonna propose!
#4 Pesterfield - Getting the answer is another...you realize of course this is why the French Foreign Legion has so many members...
Chip: Dale, don't do this!
Dale(french accent): Gadget, she does not want me. I shall join the Legion.
#5 Loneheart - And when she says no, make sure she won't say yes to the other guy either...
Chip: So it was you who stole the ring and stopped me proposing to Gadget!
Dale: I already joined the foreign legion, what more do you want? An apology?!
#6 Nyperold - And somewhere the core of Mount Doom trembles...
CHIP: Dale, if you have to use that Ring of Antiness to win Gadget, it only proves that you couldn't do it the right way!
DALE: Right way, schmight way! At least I'll have done it!
#7 Lilacstarprint - I find it interesting that Dale's seen constantly as thinking up things before Chip does, yet he's the "goofy" one. Something ain't right here...
Dale; I'm getting Gadget a lime flavored candy ring for Valentine's Day. What's so bad about that?
Chip; What's so bad about that? WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT THAT? I'll TELL you what's so bad about it! I DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST! GIMMIE THAT RING!
#8 CD - Among the many reasons that the series ended was Dale's raiding the Rangers' expense account. That resulted in the following scene...
Chip: Dale, you've bought Clarice a golden ring. She rejected you. You bought her a diamond ring. She rejected you. You bought her a ring with TWO diamonds and she rejected you. Don't you think Clarice is trying to make a point to you?
Dale: Yeah, that I'm need to buy bigger jewelry for my marriage proposal.
#9 Midnight Man - Mood rings, groovy man...
Chip: Are we running away from our secret crush on Foxglove? That's not very nice for her, y'know!
Dale: What makes you believe I've got a secret crush on Foxglove?
Chip: Because that ring you've snatched from Fat Cat's latest prey is a mood ring, and it's shining brighter than a traffic light!
#10 Bock's Car - But if she's six feet tall and he isn't and...oh well, go ahead and try, Dale....
Chip: What makes you think Gadget will listen to you this time?
Dale: First; we may not be able to reverse the Giganto Gun, so this ring will fit her finger. Second; she'll need someone to tell her she's still pretty, despite being 6ft tall. Third; Just look at the size of that rock!
ksharbaugh - Indy's Note: The Sacred Ring of Puppichu turns anyone that wears it into a twin of Canina La Fur...
Chip: ...and your ears *still* don't stick out of your hat!
Dale: Aw, you're just jealous cuz I found the Sacred Ring of Puppichu before you.
Yunkel - Yet another set-crasher dressed as Dale...
Chip.- Dale I can't believe it, you a thief?
Dale.- I'm not a thief!, I just carry the stolen ring and the rope for the joy of the experience.
BK - Bling balances out dorkiness...
Chip: Dale, what ARE you thinking? Beige was soooo last season! And don't even get me started on the shirt!
Dale: Ah, but have you seen my bling?
Congo Jack - And the strange thing is, he probably had himself convinced that he was...
Chip: No, Dale, you are not invisible!
CrashBurn - At least he didn't get to eighth-wit...
Chip: You dummy! You ding dong! You half-wit! You... "Clong!"
(Dale clobbers Chip on the head with the ring and knocks him out)
Racebest - Everyone needs priorities...
Chip: Dale, we need to get out of this hole and this papyrus rope isn't going to hold the extra weight!
Dale: Fine, stay behind.
Gwendolyn_Katsche - I have no good comeback to this one...
Chip: Why should we star in this Roland on the Ropes movie?
