Week 174 Winner - Karl

Dale: Uh, did you know that if you eat one of Santa's elves you get coal in your stocking for the rest of your life?
#1 karl - Santa, Ram-Dale style...

Dale: If it's a choice between a hideous flaming death by melted candle wax or your dog-breath in my face, then BRING ON THE MATCHES!


#2 Crashburn - Gotta love it...

Dale: Please don't sneeze, please don't sneeze.


#3 bock's car - This week's winner for the Best Insight Learned in the Field award...

Dale (to himself): Note to self...... The "Hiding in Plain Sight" gag works better when you don't eat onions.


#4 ksharbaugh - This week's award winner for the Best Alliterative Caption award...

Dale: Beat it, Pluto, you'll blow my cover! I'm trying to crack the crooked Chris Cringle candle conspiracy.


#5 Racebest - Things the Rangers did after the series #2535: Musical leanings...

Dale: That's right, Pluto! I'm gonna be ZZ Tops' newest member!


#6 Lilacstarprint - You'd Better Be Nice, Not Naughty, 'Cause Santa Knows Karate....

Dale: I'd watch where I put that nose if I were you.
Pluto: !!


#7 Scifly - Well, some challenges are worthier than others...

Dale: The things I go through just to get some mistletoe to hang in Gadget's workshop......


#8 Yunkel - And how right he is...
Dale: I'm not disguised as Santa, Pluto, it's just that I heard a well cared beard attracts women like honey to flies.


#9 Loneheart - You know, the dog might just be that gullible...

Dale: Don't look now, but the munk you're looking for stole my coat and he's standing next to me.


#10 Nyperold - Ah, now we learn the secret of Dale's clothing preferences...

DALE: Hmm... I like the red... the white I could do without... maybe some splashes of yellow...? And if I could get that in a shirt... it'd be perfect!


#10 (tie) Mr. Spumoni - The ever-friendly Santa's helper...or maybe not...

Dale: Okay! Fine! Ya' got me! I'm one of his helpers! Hooray for you! Ya' gonna put some pocket change in the kettle or is my bald friend here gonna hafta get ugly?"