#1 bock's car - I see Gadget's never heard of Liquid Plumr...
Gadget: Well, Monty, this will either unclog the pipes........ or relocate the Cafe.
Monty: I, Monterey Jack Colby, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my Earthly possessions...........
#2 Jeff Pierce - Did you ever wonder what really happened between episodes...
Gadget: There's another salesman at the door. You ready, Monty?
Monty: Yes'm, an' th' boys have the boilin' oil upstairs, ready to pour.
#3 pupspals - Signs the series was ending #561: Gadget plots retaliatory strikes...
Monty: Blowing up Bonkers will not get us our timeslot back!
Gadget: It's worth a try! um... Scientifically speaking that is. We'd have to PROVE that theory, right?
#4 karl - Vlasic never saw this coming...
Gadget: I want a pickle, and I want it NOW!
Monty: You could've asked someone to open those stuck jars for you.
#5 Fleabot - Gadget finds an answer to the Space Shuttle...
Gadget: ... Well, that should do it.
Zipper: (squeaked) Should?
Gadget: It's high time we put an end to all this ridiculous fighting.
Monty: Somehow, I don' think blastin' the boys into space is going to do it, luv.
#5Loneheart - Excerpt from "RamDale 3: The Cleanup"...
Gadget: I never thought it would come to this.
Monty: As unit Chaplin, I will say a brief prayer before we make Dale do his share of the housework.
#6 Yunkel - After invention test #25344, the boys were ready to split...
Gadget.- Monty, have you seen Chip or Dale?, I want them to try my new invention, "The pie-launcher".
Monty (thinking).- So that's why I saw 'em running & screaming as if the devil were after their tails.
#7 Nyperold - Behold, the power of high-velocity gum...
GADGET: Golly, Monty, I know the question "Are you a man or are you a mouse?" is a little offensive, but do we have to shoot 'em with bazookas?
MONTY: No worries, Gadget-luv, at worst, it'll just sting a bit, and they 'ave ta get the gum off!
#8 Toni - The guy should've just given her the prize when he saw her coming...
At the fun fair: Throwing a ball into a pyramid of cans, Gadget's way.
Gadget: Golly, do you think this was a bit too much?
Monty: 'course not, luv. Need my help to find your prize within the rubble?
#9 Midnight Man - This week's winner for the "Nonsensical Monty Reply in True Keeping with the Series" award...
In front of a safe door behind which Rat Capone keeps stolen gold.
Gadget: But Monty, I could pick the lock! Why do I have to blast the door with a bazooka?
Monty: Y've 'eard what that crook 'as said, luv. 'e's gonna 'ave a blast with 'is wealth!
#10 Tanka - Strangely, it sort of makes sense...
Monty: Gadget, arms are not female things!
Gadget: Listen, Monterrey Jack! I got so tired of your cheese attacks that I decided to attack your cheese!
RangerReady23 - Even Monty eventually learns...
Gadget: Golly, Monty, why the helmets? The Confetti-Blaster 2000 is ready for official testing, it should work with no problems!
Monty: Roight, hence th' helmets.
Mr. Spumoni - Gadget and computers: unclear on the concept...
Monty: Now Gadget-luv, if you have any questions...
Gadget: Hmmm? Oh, no, I'm good! I can handle this...it's just a point and click interface!
Congo Jack - 21st Century Rangers: IP Wars...
Monty: We 'ave been informed dat bomb detected in search engine at:
http://flower-online-9283.blogspot.com/index.html
Gadget: After arrival we hasn't find any bombs and therefore decided to eliminate search engine by our own.
Racebest - Gadget and Pies, a classic combination...
Monty: Ya know luv, food fights used ta be a whole lot different back in the day...
Gadget: Pipe it down Monty! I think the target is near the pie station. Prepare for Gooey Overdose shot Number one!
