Week 166 Winner - FleaBot

Sparky: You may not believe this, but the rumor on the street is that the speed of light is slowing down...
Red Sonic - Are you pondering what I'm pondering...

Sparky: I tried out for the role of Pinky, but they went with some guy who had a Masters in theater. As if you really need college education to roll your eyes and yell "Narf!"


Jeff Pierce - Things one-time characters did after the series: Sparky, Gadget's bodyguard...

Sparky: Um...Gadget, who are all those drooling people over there?
Gadget: *gasp* Oh, no! FANBOYS!!!


Kandei-chan - Ah, I always suspected...

Sparky: Can you keep a secret? I'm actually an author avatar.


Obi-Wan Maplewood - A scene from the unaired "Gadget Clone Wars II: The Empire Strikes Out"...

SPARKY: You know how you lost m- er, your dad Geegaw about a year before you joined the Rangers?...


ksharbaugh - The next line from the unaired "Gadget Clone Wars II: The Empire Strikes Out"...

Sparky: Gadget, I am your father!


Pesterfield - True, Gadget is that gullible...

Sparky: I'm not wearing anything under this lab coat.


E-entity - And yes, that clueless...

Sparky: Why are Chip and Dale looking at us like that? Something you forgot to tell me?


Jeff Parkes - And that oblivious...

Sparky:Were you aware that nobody else around here but you wears pants?


bock's car 509 - 2.3 seconds before Gadget runs for the nearest exit...
Sparky: Check it out. I'm gonna send an electric surge through the security system and turn on the sprinklers.


JMC - Never, never use salesman terminology around Gadget...

Sparky (Still in a whisper, albeit slightly louder): Wait! Before you say No! If you say yes within the next ten seconds, I’'ll throw in a light water nuclear reactor as well.


Neal_Wolf - Hey, it could happen...

Sparky: I just heard those chipmunks saying they only flirt with you to make Clarice jealous...


Loneheart - Some things have to be kept separate...

Sparky: Girlfriend or not, keep your hands off my maple pancakes!


Gwendolyn_Katsche - Something tells me Sparky and 8-Bit Star will get along just fine...

Sparky (Whisper):I am trying to revive the Amstrad CPC computer generation!


The Gnome - Actually, that was the result of their losing a light saber match with the Jedi Chipmunk and Obi-Wan Maplewood...

Sparky: You have noted that Chip and Dale's tails are to short for BOY chipmunks haven't you?


Aramis - Hmm...Sparky and Lahwhinie...

Sparky: Hey, liked your makeover in a business suit ... It wasn't you?!


pupspals - They go to the Jack La Lanne exercise academy every weekend...

Sparky: ... so Chip & Dale are really old! I found this cartoon from, like, the '50's!


The Shadow Nose - I wondered why we never saw her dancing--she must train with Dee Dee...

Sparky: In today’s class, I shall teach you to break dance.
Gadget: But, I already break things every time I dance.
Sparky: Yes, but now you can do it with style!


Ian - A scene from the unaired "Back To the Feature"...

Sparky: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****


Toni - That would be SFX--Sparky Effects...

Sparky: Don't tell Dale, but I had a part in the X-Men movie.
Gadget: Really?
Sparky: Of course! Why, did you think that the actress for Storm did the blasts herself?


Campisi - I hope they were grounded...

Sparky: Did I ever tell you about the time I met Metallica?