bock's car 509 - Somewhere, Julie Bihn is smiling...
Gadget: Thanks for teaching me Jujitsu, but was that suposed to happen?
Chip: It is if the Antis get their way.
Toni - Poor Chip, only now does he discover Gadget's secret power--the devastator smooch...
C (thinking): I always thought that I'd just melt away after she kissed me, but I didn't mean it literally!
Gwendolyn_Katsche - The dangers of speaking with a really high pitch...
Chip:The director gave me an overdose of balloon helium!
JMC - Scary, isn't it...
Gadget: Golly, Chip! That hit jarred the Disney out of you! You look like a Tex Avery character!
Chip: What? Mex Gravy?
E-entity - Never ask Gadget to make ANYTHING flambe...
Gasget: So, what did you think of dinner? I used some of the highest grade stuff I could find.
Chip: It was . . . great. {thinking} Why did Monty have to go on a trip today?
Loneheart - Nothing like getting thrashed in front of your object of adulation...
Gadget: Don't let getting beat make you feel bad, Chip. I'm seeing a whole new side of you.
Chip: And here I thought I couldn't feel *worse*.
Red Sonic - G.I. JOOOOOE! Whoops, toon flashback...
Gadget: You know...on second thought...maybe the battery was supposed to go in the other way around. Now I know.
Chip: And knowing is half the battle.
Pesterfield - Oops--Chip's been undercover again...
Gadget: Chip, have you been in the club car?
Chip: *hic*
karl - Very undercover...
Gadget: We've been so worried about you, Chip!
Chip: HIC! Another Acorn Ale, bartender!
ian - Oh, I'm sure she doesn't get it...
Chip: I don't think you get it. When you hit on someone, you're not supposed to actually hit them!
Jeff Pierce - Sometimes, it's better not to ask...
Gadget: And *that's* what I did to Rat Capone when he tried to tie me to these subway tracks! Um...you okay, Chip?
Chip (thinking): Yeah, but I feel for Capone now. I mean, *REALLY* feel for him!
Neal_Wolf - Yep, centrifugal force is still in effect...
Gadget: Golly, Chip, I warned you to put your seat belt on before that last curve... are you okay?
Chip: In a word...ouch...
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Yep, the NES version of Rescue Rangers was good...
GADGET: Sorry, Chip, but I hate it when you sleepwal-
CHIP: You...kidnapped..Fat Cat...must...throw...crates...
Aramis - Remember Fat Cat's motto: vote now, vote often...
Gadget: Golly Chip, I've never seen a stampede quite like that one!
Chip: (Groggily) Is it November 8th already?