Week 159 Winners - TIE between Jeff Pierce and Ronnie Rabbit

Gadget: Chip, why does Dale have that gap between his teeth? Chip: Oh, that was the year when he was on that Koo Koo Kola binge of his and insisted on using a straw. Pushed 'em right apart. Gadget: Chip, why does Dale have that gap between his teeth? Chip: Oh, that was the year when he was on that Koo Koo Kola binge of his and insisted on using a straw. Pushed 'em right apart.

bock's car 509 - Rescue Ranger Outtakes: Yes, She Babbles On the Set, Too...
Gadget: So, after the dumb blonde routine didn't work.... well, it worked.... but it only made Rat Capone more determined to make me his moll.... I started going on about how I grind my teeth at night, and how..... Chip! Are You asleep?!
Chip: Snnxxx.... Wha?! Huh?

Mullet Man - Rescue Ranger Outtakes: Chip's Dragon Breath Day...

GADGET: It's time for you to start using mouthwash!
CHIP: Yawn...
GADGET: Ew.

ksharbaugh - This Week's Winner for the Image the Caption Judge Least Wants to Think About...

Gadget: Do you think the time has come?
Chip: Indeed. Unleash the robotic fem-Dale dancers... and may God have mercy on our souls.

ian - Things the Rangers did after the series #12434: Attempted comeback negotiations with Robert Iger...

Chip: You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?
Gadget: You know, for a second there, I kinda did.

pupspals - Things the Rangers did after the series #12435: The negotiation after-action report...

Gadget: ...so I kissed Bob Iger right here but he still wouldn't renew our show or put out a DVD set
Chip: I told you to be more subtle!

The Shadow Nose - Something tells me Dale's comics are involved...

Gadget: Gee Wilikers! I know you two are fond of practical jokes... but glueing your eyelids shut with superglue? That's definitely going too far.
Chip: Speaking of too far... are we more that thirty yards away from the tree yet? My pratical joke is set to go off in about thirty seconds.

CD - I think we'll all have to be paying attention to the TV on Wednesday...

Gadget: You want ME to repair the Discovery?
Chip: You SHOULD be able to reach it with a self-build rocket. There is only a 13% chance the damage could threaten your life. And a bright girl like you should fix it with NO PROBLEMS!

Red Sonic - When asked for one word to describe Loneheart's "Gadget in Chains", these Rangers replied...

Gadget: Angst. Chip: Drama.

Obi-Wan Maplewood - Finally, someone found a use for the sprocket collection...

Chip: So, what do you think of the statue I made of you?
Gadget: ...So that's where all my sprockets have gone...

Loneheart - I think I'd have checked to be sure it wasn't a trick coin...

Gadget: ...and then Dale kissed me, right here, and said he was leaving forever.
Chip: Yeah, we flipped a coin and I won. The chapel is booked for half past three...

Lotacats - Oh sure, Chip, make her life more angsty than it already is...

Chip: Pssstt..Cheese is Evil!
Gadget: nooooooooooooooooo....

Karl - If they ate them, they got what they deserved...

Gadget: If I shove my finger down my throat, it induces exactly the same reaction.
Chip: Yeah, me too. I hope Dale never bakes brownies again.