Loneheart - Reason #2 for Dale not to be a Superhero...
Dale: I thought a little charcoal on the nose and this tiny mask would be enough to hide my real identity. Now everyone thinks Rubberbando is really CHIP and TAMMY is STALKING ME!!!
The Shadow Nose - Reason #7 for Dale not to be a Superhero...
Chip (outside): Dale, when I said "To catch a crimminal, be a crimminal!" I didn't think you would take it so literally.
Dale: Well that sure does me a lot of good NOW!
bock's car 509 - Reason #12 for Dale not to be a Superhero...
Dale: Drat!.... Autograph Hounds! The only group immune to my powers.
Jeff Pierce - Reason #52 for Dale not to be a Superhero...
Dale: Superman gets to change inside a phone booth. Me? I have to change inside the darn PHONE!
Karl - Times and heads, they are a 'changin..
Dale: Whoaa! Modemizer flashback! I'd better avoid telephones from now on.
Gadget's voice from outside: Good idea. Now where's a dixie-cup?
Blackadder - Dale vs The Weasel Kid: Extreme Action (Get 'im! Get 'im!)...
Dale: When I said I wanted to be in a video game, this really isn't what I meant!
Mullet Man - Super-power crystals are a girl's best friend...
DALE: I know girls like pretty stones, but man...
GADGET and FOXGLOVE (Offscreen): Oh Da-ale!
DALE: Gulp!
Solidus Raccoon - Taking a rest between fighting super-villians...
Dale: I wonder if Reed Richards has days like this?
Howlinbob - Villains are one things, but taxes...
Dale: It's worse than I feared, it's scarier than any villian I've fought so far it's.. THE IRS! how'd they know I get paid for this gig?
lotacats - Truly some jobs are more dangerous than others...
Dale: Credit cards! Telemarketing! Customer service! Voicemail! Anonymous! Card Holders Services! "This is not an urgent call"!....YE GADS!!! This is where they all hide!! I'm outnumbered! Must call for backup!!! *gasp*
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Dale and Mt. Doom...isn't that what Chip calls Dale's side of the room...
Dale: You steal the One Ring, Sauron sends out the Nazgūl. But you steal any of his other jewelry, it gets even worse - he sends out Elmyra!
