Ronnie Rabbit - The smack talk for the Awards begins earlier every year...
DALE: Yer nuts! Winston obviously gets the Acorn Award this year for artwork!
CHIP: Are you CRAZY? Look at the bold lines on this picture by Fish... classic!
Stitch - Looks like the mystery guy we saw in Caption #128 is back again...
Dale: Oh, it's you again. Look, pal, I know you're a big fan of the show and all, and we appreciate it, but for the last time... I'm not bringing her any of your fan art to sign.
Mullet Man - This week's award for The Best Episode-Accurate Dialogue in a Caption...
DALE: Say... Don't I know her from somewhere?
bock's car 509 - Things the Rangers did after the series #1552: Chip's liquidation sale to start up his new detective business...
Dale: I know things are hard since the cancellation, but I can't believe you're selling off your collection. Didn't you invest like the rest of us?
JPesterfield - Did I just see an orange blur go by...
Dale: If Gadget knew you had that, two words: 'Cola Cult'.
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Now we *know* he's lying. Donald would never have been able to sit through an entire ceremony without going ballistic...
DALE: There's no way that you and Gadget could have been secretly married for years without the rest of us knowing! So, who were the witnesses at your 'clandestine wedding'?
CHIP: Donald Duck and Zipper.
CD - Dale Oakmont, leaving a trail of a thousand broken hearts behind him on the way to the comic book store...
Dale: No way, that one is never going to be part of my calender. When she finds it amongst all those other girls, I'm dead.
Chris Silva - Some arguments will never end...
Dale: I still say the old Gadget in the rhinestone studded jumpsuit postage stamp is better than the young Gadget postage stamp!
The JAM - Dale may be a fun-loving guy but he knows his computers...
Dale: You call that a Polaroid? HA! That's a cheap 150 dpi ink-jet printout and you know it!!
pupspals - Yet another souvenir seeker...
Dale: So that's why the Gadget's Go-Coaster picture of her is wrong... you took the original!
KS - Well, he was almost right...
Dale: Yeah, that's the dame that cracked me over the head with a wrench!
lotacats - I would've used your other one but it would've been dated humor in about six months ;-)...
Dale: I swear I did not send that to FBI's most wanted!
