Week 147 Winner - Stitch
Mullet Man - This week's winner for the "Best Laugh the Caption Judge Got" award
LAHWHINE: I'm a cashier in RealLife TM. How 'bout you?
GADGET: I wear a gekko suit and do the robot.
bock's car 509 - This week's winner for the "Most Accurate Dialogue for Lahwhinie in a Short Subject" award...
Gadget: Lahwhinie, you're drunk!
Lahwhinie: And you're an uptight Ice-Princess. But in the morning, I'll be sober.
JMC - Things the Rangers did after the show #2545: The ill-timed Saturday Night Live appearance...
Lahwhinie: You go back in there, and tell them I want a leeettle more cowbell.
Ronnie Rabbit - Another person unclear on the concept: Gadget...
LAWHINIE: Honey, I think you're still a little unclear on the concept of the ALL over tan...
GADGET: But how can I possibly expose any more skin on the beach than this?
LAWHINIE: *sigh*
bock's car 509 - Another person unclear on the concept: Gadget, take two...
Lahwhinie: Okay, let me explain the definition of "Loosen Up".
pupspals - Yet another person unclear on the concept: Lahwhinie this time...
Lahwhinie: Eww! Quit biting your nails! ... & you wonder why Chip & Dale haven't asked you on a date....
lotacats1 - Return of the person unclear on the concept: Dale...
Lahwhinie:
So then Dale says how he's all lost in thought and I couldn't help m'self saying, 'it's 'cause
it's uncharted territory'. The bummer is that he just doesn't get it.
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Decisions, decisions...
Lawhinie: OK, here's the deal - if you keep quiet about my posing as you for "mature" pictures, I'll take your place in every "Rangerphile self-insertion hooks up with Gadget" fic...
CD - Captions that make you go "hmm"...
Lawhiney: You do NOT have what it takes, to defeat the likes of ME! I'll be miss America fifty times before you.
Gadget: (thinking) Golly, are they cloning her as well?
Ulrik Raben - Captions that make you go "hmm" part two...
Lawhiney: Actually, I'm not a long lost relative or a clone. I'm a psionic illusion created by your exposure to the chaos gem you guys were recovering just before you met me. I only exist now because of your belief in my existance.
Gadget: Golly, thats amazing! Wait, if I stop believing in you then you'll cease to exist?
Gadgetphile (off-screen): Whoo Hoo! It's Gadget and her evil twin! Hey, check out this cool fic I got you guys in, or my sweet fanarts, or...
Lawhiney: All right, let's get sceptical.
Loneheart - First she knocks him cold and now she's keeping him...better run while you can, Dale...
Headline: At the Gadget in Chains wrap party
Lawhiney: I tell you, you're wasting your time with Chip. And stay away from Dale. I'm keeping him.
SomeGhol(s) - Did you ever get the feeling "Gadget in Chains" is starting to get to people...
Tina(Lahwhinie): So, after "The Secret of NIMH" was done shooting Don went away from small, furry animals... I worked at a couple of casinos in Las Vegas before Disney contacted me about an adventure show, but by the time I got to California you'd already gotten the role. Yeah, I was steamed, but working with you on this project of Loneheart’s has really made me glad I didn't get the lead female role who is beloved, yet tormented by her fans.
Gadget: Oh, Golly, you don't know the half of it! Have you talked to your mom? She and I started a support group!
Ulrik Raben - Yep, it's getting to people...
Lawhiney: You think prison's bad? *You're* not the one who'll be having a baby!
Mole204 - Getting to them quite a bit...
Lahwhiney: "Gadget in chains?" Oh, right, you put a ding in the CEO's car that week and nobody invited you to the plot meeting. Nobody was going to vote for themselves...