Week 134 Winner - Stitch
bock's car 509 - Originally, Young Ned was scheduled to play the role of Jolly Rogers. Then this happened in rehearsal...
Ned: Arrr......(Line please)
Director: Arrr, cleave him to the brisket!
Ned: Arrr, weave him to the basket!
Director: CUT!
Jeff Parkes - Things the Rangers did after the show was over #5432: The Starvation Diet...
MONTY: Crikey! Bein' laid off has been pretty hard. It's been ten years since I've had a decent piece of cheese, and look what's happened!
SomeGhol - RangerCon, 2039...
Young Ned: Aye, I was there! It was a terrible battle! But in the end the Anti's and the Pros couldn't over come each other and withdrew to fight another day.
Cobra Reviewer - This week's winner for the "No, we REALLY don't want to know" award...
Ned: I finally remember where I left my pants!
Ronnie Rabbit - Obviously that picture of Gadget's dad had some touching-up done to it...
GEEGAW: ...arr, and in ought-one I started talkin' like a pirate! But ever since me plane went down in '89, Gadget, me luvvrly daughter...I knew you'd be findin' me! The thought of ye kept me SANE!!
CD - Venice dried up and its gondaliers with it...
Ned: (off-key) La Bella Italy! *cough* *cough* *cough* This choir hasn't been the same since the majority of us died. Somehow we're not atractive anymore.
KS - But thank goodness someone's doing something about it...
Gentle female voice-over: It is not just the canals in Venice that are going dry, the gondoliers themselves are shriveling up into dried-out husks of their former selves. So please, for all those like young Ned here, give all the water that you can.
Mullet Man - Ah, when the wooly mammoth mice ran through the verdant green...
NED: Welcome to Jurassic Park!
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Ending up an aged mouse on a kids' show 15 years in the past. Yep, those Mayans are tricky...
Ned: No, really, I *am* Captain Jack Sparrow. It's just that, well, ... if you thought *Aztec* gold was cursed, you should really see what happens when you try to nab some of the *Mayan* stuff...
Karl - Obviously, Ned saw that bit about the guy selling ad space on his forehead...
Ned: Aye, th' show be long since passed an' how's an old mouse to make a living but by selling ad space on his tail?
lotacats - Greyhound Bus, I think you're in trouble...
Ned: Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the new bus driver!
The Shadow Nose - Well, we always knew this could happen...
Finally, the madness stops.
Gadget Clone # 8752x 10^897: Hi! I'm Gadget clone number Ten billion nine hundred seventy three million two hundr... Aw, forget it just call me "Ned".