Gadget: You were right, Chip. I had a great time working out here in the sun instead of in that gloomy workshop. Could you help me reverse the new plane into the hanger?
Chip: Um, Gadget, I don't know quite how to say this...
Stitch - Yet another person born in the wrong era...
Chip: Er, Gadget, what are you doing?
Gadget: Purple Lightning to base, I'm going in! Neeeeerrrroowwww! Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat! I'm hit! Mayday! Goin' down! I - whoop! Ah, er, heya Chip. Heh heh! I was just checking the... um... you know... the fuel thingy... heh.
The J.A.M. - Rule #1 when dealing with Gadget: Don't Volunteer...
Chip: Gadget, are you sure you need me to stand here?
Gadget: Oh yes. You should be closing the circuit I need to test before I put in the actual wiring---
CD - Rule #2 when dealing with Gadget: Come insulated...
Gadget: Hey Chip, I'm going to turn on the radio. It should be less stressful to work on the aircraft with some soothing music won't you agree?
Chip: NO GADGET! NOT WHILE I'M WORKING ON THE BAT-*buzzzzzzzz*
Karl - Rule #3 when dealing with Gadget: Bring a gas mask...
Gadget: "And it's all organic and natural! It runs on methane!"
Chip: (Coughing and gagging) "Turn it off! Turn - it - OFF!!!"
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Rule #4 when dealing with Gadget: Matters of the heart take a back seat to matters of the invention...
Gadget:...Now all I have to do is re-calibrate the pneumatic pressure gauge according to the current radionic frequency, and I'll be all done here in the front. And I love you, Chip. Now, if you just remember to connect the hydraulic...
Chip: Um, uh... could you say that again?
Gadget: Sure. As I was saying, all I have to do is re-calibrate...
N'droo - Things the Rangers did after the show #7123: Infomercials...
Gadget: ...order now, and you'll get another bottle of our Insta-Clean plane Polish & Paint Restorer free! But that's not all...
Chip: I still wonder how we got talked into this whole teleshopping thing...
Chip Chap - Ironic convenience can be a real downer sometimes...
Gadget: Golly, that's weird...the engine just doesn't want to start for some reason. Don't worry, It'll just take an hour and then Dale and Monty can come...
Chip: We're leaving now if I have to push us to the movies myself!
Lotacats - And now, into the 30th hour of plane-sitting...
Gadget: Last one off the plane must clean it.
Chip: Thanx for the ride, Captain Crash. Did we land or were we shot down?
Cobra Reviewer - Sounds like he's stuck on Star Trek ::ducks the anti-pun squad's retaliation::...
Gadget: Let's see, he has buttons marked 'Warp Drive, Impulse, and Saucer Speration'" What did Dale do back there Chip?
Chip: Well let's just say it involoves grape jelly, licorice, and lots of chewed bubble gum. He's really done it this time.
JPesterfield - Never underestimate a comic book devotee...
Chip: Dale did this!
Gadget: Yep, he even put in some improvements.
SomeGhol - PePe: Moi, putrid? Mais non! Ah, la belle femme skunk--excusez moi...
Gadget: What's that Chip? The most putrid character is Pepe' Le Pew?
Chip: No, I said this stupid engine compartment is blocking the view!
MegaDale - Gadget as Dee Dee--now that's a scary thought...
Gadget: Oooooo what does this button do?
Chip: Sounds like that's my cue to run as far from here as possible.
Sabrina - No, I'm not going to ask...
Chip: Gadget, I wonder why that Ranger Ring hasn't been working properly
Gadget: I don't know, but it must be affected by Sabrina's anti-Fat Cat spells that we ran into weeks ago.
