Gadget: Golly! I only spilled a little oil on your silly Sir Arthur Conan Doyle book collection. After a good soak in detergent and water, the oil will come right out...but, willikers, so will the print...uh, oh.
Stitch - This Week's Winner of the "Jaw-Dropper" Award...
Gadget: Of course, a vow of total celibacy has its drawbacks, especially when you consider that I happen to live with a pair of available chipmunks, both of whom I find really attractive. I mean, honestly, Chip, if it wasn't for this vow thing, I'd just be all over you in a second. But y'know, somehow I really think it's better this way..
KS - Indicator #23 that Gadget is an android...
Gadget: Ok, so the neck extension wasn't such a good idea. You can stop staring at me now!
JPesterfield - I'm not too concern about this--imagine how long it'll take her to make a hypnotic suggestion...
Gadget: Golly, my hypno ray worked first time.
Sabrina - Considering it's now Chip's voice coming out of Gadget's mouth, I'd buy that...
Chip: I have got a bad feeling that we are not in New York anymore.
Loneheart - Well, she is a trusting soul...
Gadget: In retrospect, signing a contract to do the whole trilogy before I'd seen the script for Gadget in Chains was a serious lapse of judgement.
MegaDale - Somehow, I get the idea we probably don't want to know...
Gadget:Don't look at me Chip. I'm not going to touch it. Go get a stick and poke it if you want to find out if it's dead.
pupspals - Brain: I can assure you, we have only begun to fight.... Pinky: With chopsticks! Poit-poit-poit-poit...poit-poit-poit-poit...
Gadget: You'd think Pinky & the Brain would give up by now...
Nicholas - Well, at least she got it in there somewhere...
Gadget: I think the Ranger Wing’s avionics still work. However, the landing gear is irreparable and I’ll have to rebuild at least one of the engines. I am also pregnant. You are going to be a father in six months. Now, if I can find something to replace this spring I think I can salvage... Would you hold this, Chip... Chip?
Mole204 - I wonder how loud a chipmunk can scream "annulment"...
Gadget: It was meant to be Tammy's April Fool's joke, but we didn't know that the marrage would be binding!
Danbole Ronin - Because there weren't any alumnas around (academic humor)...
Gadget : Why did you eat Alum?
lotacats - From such sentences are globe-tripping races against time made...
Gadget: You ate the whole box?!? Do you have any idea what that was?
Never mind...I can't tell you....don't ask!
wetskunk - Actually, her affair with Mickey consisted of him buying her an ice cream soda, but he did pay for it...
Gadget: ...and that's all the details of my affair with Mickey. Do you want to hear about what happened with Goofy and me?
