[color=#800000]::Aboard the Wonder, nobody had an idea of who was in one of the elevators. When it opened, the Pi-Rats exited, Jolly Rogers in the lead with a map in his hands. Young Ned, the ill-named oldest Pi-Rat, came up next to him::[/color]


[color=#808000]Young Ned: Where be the treasure, Cap'n?[/color]


[color=#0000BF]Jolly Rogers: This here's no treasure map, Ned, but a map of this here galleon. I'm thinking our destination's off to the right here.[/color]


[color=#800000]::The Pi-Rats walked down the brightly-colored atrium until they reached a large door with an equally large sign::[/color]


[color=#0000FF]Stormy: 'Oceaneer's Club'. You reckon that's it, Capn?[/color]


[color=#0000BF]Jolly Rogers: Let's see. Draw your swords, mateys.[/color]


[color=#800000]::The Pi-Rats went in to find themselves on the deck of a pirate ship. A group of about twenty children sat on the deck, listening to Captain James Hook::[/color]


[color=#CC6600]Hook: What's this, new recruits?[/color]


[color=#0000BF]Jolly Rogers:  Arrrrr....uuuhhh... Yeah!  We be yer new recruits, here ta entertain the little piratey ones.[/color]


[color=#CC6600]Hook: Excellent! What can you teach them?[/color]


[color=#0000FF]Stormy: Hey there, kiddies! Let's all throw things at the Cap'n and run![/color]


Jolly Rogers: Now what would be teaching 'em, laddie buck?[/color]


[color=#800000]::Stormy saluted while the kids giggled::[/color]


[color=#0000FF]Stormy: Survival skills, Cap'n. It's how all us Pi-Rats learn to keep a step ahead![/color]


[color=#800000]::The Pi-Rats left, save for Stormy and Jolly Rogers. In a minute, the two of them met up outside::[/color]


[color=#0000BF]Jolly Rogers: What kept you in there, Stormy?[/color]


[color=#0000FF]Stormy: The kiddies wanted me autograph, Cap'n. Wouldn't let me sign my own name, though. Said to write, ‘From Pinky’. Cap'n, what's a ‘narf?[/color]


[color=#0000BF]Jolly Rogers: I don't know, lad, but I did you one better. I got the autograph of Cap'n Hook. Should be good for a year's bragging rights at the next Pi-Rat convention, arr! Now, let me see if I've figured out the map to this crazy galleon.[/color]


[color=#800000]::The Pi-Rats headed to the elevator and the pirate captain smiled::[/color]


[color=#0000BF]Jolly Rogers: Got it. Head for the top, laddies.[/color]


[color=#808000]Young Ned: But Cap'n, ain't we going after the golden acorns they's got aboard?[/color]


[color=#0000BF]Jolly Rogers: All them others've tried it and failed, but I got me a better idea. We'll get 'em all right. We'll get it all. [/color]