Best Illustration Inspired by a Fanfic
::Monty walks onto the stage, a
clipboard secured under his arm. He is wearing a tuxedo and a long, wide tie. A
screen is lowered behind him::
Monty: Hello mates and welcome to the Golden Acorns. We have multiple great
stories and pictures created every year. This category brings them both
together loik mice and chuh..ese.
::The brief attack restrained, Monty continues::
Monty: The Best Illustration Inspired by a Fonfic. We
had many contestants an' the competition was more fierce than teh foitin' at
::Chip makes a cutthroat gesture. Monty straightens
his tie::
Monty: Ah...er..yeah. Anyway. Where was oi? Oh roit, nominations.
::The audience laughs::
Monty: This year's nominees for the Best Illustration are:
::A picture is shown on the screen::
Gadget (embarassed): Golly, that was an accident,
really.
Monty: Duality by
::The picture is switched for another::
::Both Chip and Gadget turn red::
Chip: Do they really need to show them here?
Monty: Icarus - The Kissing Scene by Gyrotank
Monty: Under the Bridge - Recontruction by Gyrotank
Monty: Widget by
Gadget: She sure is popular with the guys.
Chip: I just hope she won't be mad they're showing this...
Monty: Moment of Truth by t.s.
Monty: Byronic Hero by Toni
Monty: And... wait a moment. This shouldn't be here...
::Chip gulps::
Chip: I knew it! You've made her mad!
::Monty turns around and stares at the picture, eyes
wide open in shock. He then proceeds to look around for fire exits, suddenly
spotting Widget in the back row. She winks at him and the burly Australian
calms down a bit::
Monty: Ladies and Gentleman, there's no need to panic. It was a false alarm.
Please remain in your seats.
::Several attendees who were already on their way out,
halt as crew from the Albacore begins pouring in through the exits. They
quickly return to their seats::
Monty: Really, 'luv. You shouldn't do pranks like
that.
::Widget just smiles triumphantly::
Monty: Roit, so now that the excitement is over,
let's get back to the ceremony. The winner of this Year's Best Illustration is
::
::The spotlight finds Gyrotank in
the audience, who stands up as the audience applauds. Then all attention
returns to
::Appreciative applause fill the
theater as