Most Informative Website
::The
plasma screen changes to a series of ones and zeros, a binary code of some
sort. Presumably, it means something. The squirrel robot that caused Indy so
much trouble is still out there, reading away::
Robot: ...the most informative website award. Information
is not created out of nothing. Not usually, at least, although it is
theoretically possible to find random information, the quality thereof is
always suspect and the chances of finding it at all are inversely proportional
to the complexity of the medium. Nevertheless, quality information requires
research, which can be a long process. But quality information by itself is
insufficient. Take a look at the binary code on the plasma screen. It's taken
from an image on the winning website. How many of you can even tell which image
protocol it uses?
::Out
in the audience, Gadget's was the only raised hand::
Robot: And how many can tell me - even in broad terms -
what the image looks like?
::Gadget lowered her hand. Decoding most image compression formats would
take hours with paper
and pencil::
Robot: Therefore, what we have here is a classic case of
badly presented information. Despite the fact that here, on
the screen, is information which can be used to identify the winning website
about which you are still in the dark. In order to win this award, the
website must not only have good and accurate information, but it must present
it well. There is not, however, only one website which meets these criteria.
There are several million, a crowd in which the wikipedia
stands very tall indeed. Restricting to the subset dealing directly with the
Rescue Rangers, however, leaves us with six nominated websites, apparently not
including wikipedia despite their page on the
Rangers::
::The plasma screen flickers and alters to show the list
of nominees::
· Russian CDRR Portal
· Tanka's CDRR Pages
· The Ranger Wiki
· The Acorn Cafe
· Indy's Ranger Museum
· WAM!
Robot: Now, these websites are all, to a greater or lesser
degree, informative.
Indy (offstage, whispering): Unlike
this presentation….
::The plasma screen splits into six
sections, arranged in two rows, each section showing one of the nominated
websites::
Robot: However, even among the very best websites, there
must be one that stands above the
rest, and that one is -
Indy (offstage, shouting): READ THE ENVELOPE!!!!
::A
tripod scuttles up again, holding another envelope. Someone has helpfully
written "You're supposed to read the winner's name from the paper inside,
not beforehand from my laptop hard drive" on the envelope. The robot looks
down at this message::
Robot: You're supposed to read the winner's name from the
paper inside, not beforehand from my laptop hard drive.
::Indy marches onto the stage::
Indy: I didn't mean aloud!
::The audience laughs as the
tripod slices off the end of the envelope and withdraws the paper. The robot
squirrel
inspects the paper, then looks out at the audience while
behind him the winning website expands to fill the whole screen::
Indy: THAT one you DO read aloud!
Robot: Very well. The winner is The Ranger Wiki!
::Lance strolls up onto stage, shaking hands with CCC
before standing behind the podium, a broad smile on his face::
Lance: I'm honoured to accept this award on behalf of
all the people who've contributed to the Ranger Wiki
so far. Without all of those contributions the Ranger Wiki
wouldn't have been in the running for this award. Thanks everyone, let's keep
it up!
::Lance waves to the crowd in acknowledgment and exits
the stage. The robot walks off the stage, followed by
those tripods that are still on the stage, its voice still coming out of the
speakers as it leaves::
Robot: That was the last award that I shall be presenting
this evening.
Indy (muttering as he leaves): That's the last robot squirrel I let present, ever….