Best Caption
::Dale comes up on stage, carrying a load of pictures::
Dale: Hiya, everybody! Best Caption's one of my favorite categories. Lookit all the neat and funny captions you all do!
::Dale sits down and starts looking
them over, laughing and pointing. After a minute or so, Chip comes out::
Chip: Dale, you're supposed to be presenting the award!
Dale: Aw, they won't care if they have to wait a minute or two. These Awards go on for hours anyways!
::Chip takes the pictures away from Dale and drags him over to the podium::
Dale: I was gonna do that!
Chip: Then do it.
::Chip walks offstage and Dale
straightens the lapels on his shirt::
Dale: Huh, no appreciation for art. Okay, the nominees for the cool Caption
Award are…
· Week 165, FleaBot
· Week 170, Pupspals
· Week 163, bock's car
· Week 172, Karl
· Week 166, FleaBot
· Week 168, Mowog
· Week 167, E-entity
Dale: Hey, I'd vote for all of 'em if I could!
::Dale brings out a letter opener::
Dale: And Chip says I'm never prepared…
::Dale opens the envelope::
Dale: Oh, boy! We got two winner! Bock's Car and
Karl…oh wait, there's a note here. "I made a mistake and Karl didn’t do
Week 172—that was Toni's caption. Sorry, Indy".
Oh, okay. Well then, come on up Bock's and Toni!
::Toni stands up and walks to the
podium. He accepts the award and looks at the audience::
Toni: Well, thanks for the award, unexpected as it was. And I mean it quite
literally, as I, uhm, sorta
kinda forgot that I even made this caption.
::Small giggles can be heard from the audience::
Toni: Well anyway, thanks again!
::He waves at the audience with a sheepish grin and
leaves the stage. Bock's car comes up on stage::
Bock's: Thanks everyone, and particularly Indy for putting on the Caption
Contest. Here's to lots more captions to do!
::The audience applauds and Bock's and Toni leave with Dale trailing after them…and trailing caption pictures on the stage::