xBest Website Maintainer
- Van Man
::The lights
go out in the auditorium, leaving everything in darkness. From
out of nowhere, the theme to "E.T. The Extra-terrestrial"
(John Williams) fills the auditorium. Then a flying saucer appears, floating in
midair. A few moments later brilliant colored lights appear for a light show.
The spaceship lands, the door opens, and Van Man the brown mouse with his
tuxedo appears near the podium and he steps through the dancing lights. The
music ends and the lights go back on::
::The
audience applauds, enjoying the five-minute light show. Van Man walks up to the
microphone::
Van Man: Took me a year to build
the UFO and those colorful lights!
::Audience
laughs::
Van Man: It feels great to be here
with all of you fans and the Rescue Rangers, and I'm grateful to be here this
evening to help out with this special occasion. I am here to give away the
award for Best Website Maintainer. The nominees are:
Ray Jones
Indy
Tanka
Van Man: The envelope, please...
::A stagehand
delivers the envelope. Van Man pulls out a keyboard, tapping out a particular
five-note sequence. The spaceship responds, only louder, and a laser beam cuts
the envelope open. The audience applauds again and Van Man opens the envelope
and reads the card::
Van Man: And the winner of the
Best Website Maintainer is…Tanka!
::Tanka waves to the crowd and heads up on stage::
Tanka: Me again? I can't
believe it! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, mice, chipmunks, bats, squirrels
and others. I promise to make my site quicker and more convenient next year...
if I have time. Thank you!
::The
audience cheers as she takes her award. Van Man gets into his UFO and flies
around the inside of the Opera House::