Gadgetclocky
Twas Friday, and the Hackwrench lass
Didst test and tinker through the day
Dale and Foxglove vacated fast
Only Chipper dared to stay
Beware dear Chip, the Gadgetclock
The springs that fly, the gears that strip
Avoidest then, the weighted knock
Or clinic bound, your fated trip
He took his sturdy mallet in hand
Long time he stalked with steady calm
Then rested he, neath ceiling fan
And considered using napalm
And then while griping about his luck
The Gadgetclock, with chiming bells
Aclattering came, hands spinning amok
Berserk in manner, a sight most fell
One two, one two, I'll get you
The mighty mallet swung round about
He left it smashed, in pieces few
And said, Gadget, it's safe to come out
So thou hast slain the Gadgetclock
My, that was some anomaly
Round she looked, aghast in shock
And finally said, Golly
Twas Friday, and the Hackwrench lass
Didst test and tinker through the day
Dale and Foxglove vacated fast
Only Chipper dared to stay