Week 86 Winner - Chip Chap

Holy Pink Bats, Chipman!
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Plot twist, caption style...

DALE: Wowie-zowie! Now that I'm disguised as Chip, no one will make fun of me for dating Foxglove anymore!" DALE: Gee, Foxglove, you look great tonight GADGET: Golly, now that I'm disguised as Foxglove, I can get with Chip *and* get Disney back for making me dance with Dale for that "Diary" back in '89...


SomeGhol - After the negotiations for "The Untold Ranger Tales" (no, not really...)

Chip: And so then Indy was like, "If you and Dale don't do this fight seen I'll shut down the Cafe!" So I was like, "Look pal! If you think the Dummy and I'll stand for this you're... Foxy: Yadayadayada... I was *There* for Pete's sake! Jeez! I can't beleave I had to act like I was in love with this guy!


KS - Lines that didn't make the final cut: From the Untold Ranger Tales...

Chip: ...so Dale suggested I go out with you while he and Gadget played kissy-face back at HQ. Foxy: On the one hand, Dale's fun to be with... but on the other, Chip's more likely to be loyal...


Cyber Daimyo - Things the Rangers Did After the Show #7455: Ranger Ballet...

Foxglove: Wow! I like the way that Gadget dances like a true ballet dancer. Chip: Hey, Foxglove, isn't that like the Nutcracker or Gizelle?


wayc - Alas, forsooth. Unrequited love...or is it...

Chip: Wow, Foxglove! That was an amazing display of ability! You could be a Rescue Ranger yet! You're quite the acrobatic. Foxglove: Being an acrobatic, is, I'm afraid, the only type of bat you'll accept me for when I'm finally able to tell you how much I've come to love you.


Loneheart - I'm ignorant of just what this means, and that's probably best...

Foxglove: Wow - Dale's such a great dancer... Chip: Uh, Dale... isn't that the striper routine from "The Full Monty"?


JPesterfield - It's going to be a long night...

Chip: Dale's a vampire, how?! Foxy: Don't blame me, it was just a love bite.


Drake - I don't know about you, but the smart money's on Gadget...

Chip: In hindsight, perhaps it wasn't that wise to choose Gadget Vs. Dale in a Rescue Rangers- inspired fighter. Foxglove: Yay cutie! TV: FATALITY!!!


Karl - A D+F fan's nightmare ;-)...

Chip: I, Chip, do take thee, Foxglove... Foxy: This isn't happening - GOT to be a nightmare - must wake up!


MegaDale - Sometimes, silence is the best policy...

Chip:Wow I never seen Dale run so fast. Foxy:You'd run that fast too if you were honest with Gadget on her cooking.


Mole204 - Now here's a fight I'd like to see on pay-per-view...

Chip - The Revisionists are here for Dale's 70's comics collection. Foxy - Seven minutes and they still can't wrestle him to the ground.


lotacats - From the as-yet-unwritten "Foxglove Fleeblebroxian" story...

Chip: Have you heard about the ufo spottings??? Foxy: Sure..it's a blatant blasphemy based internet hoax spam. Wish he'd quit looking out there.


Wauregan - That must've been some kiss!...

Chip: Wow, Foxglove! He must've jumped fifty feet! Foxglove (thinking): I love kissing Dale...