Week 79 Winner - SomeGhol

The Nimnul Knows



Loki - This week's winner of the "Caption Most Likely To Make Indy Laugh When He Thinks About It" award...

Nimnul: At last! My Robot Sumo Wrestler is complete! No, don't sit! DON'T SIT!


wayc - Can't get a date? No problem!

Nimnul: Dear ol' mummy told me I'd never get a date to the prom, but I'll show her because now have I not only one, but two!!!! A Ha! A HA HA HA HA HA!!


KS - Gilbert and Sullivan...must resist urge to award based on Gilbert and Sullivan...

Nimnul(singing): "I am the very model of modern cartoon villainy..."


Zipper - Ack! Second Verse...

Nimnul: I am the very model of a very modern scientist. Some say I'm crazy, but I say 'how'd you figure that'


Chris Silva - Things the Ranger Villains did after the show #233: The Airline Business...

Nimnul: That episode of Talespin gave me a brilliant idea, robot pilots! They never get tired and always staff on course!


Wauregan - Things the Rangers Villians did after the show #415: Late-Night Commercials...

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MegaDale - A preview shot of "Powerpuff Girls II: Nimnul vs Mojo Jojo"...

Nimnul: Good boys! That's the last time Mojo Jojo makes a monkey out of my villainy!HAHAHAHAAHA!


SomeGhol - A scene from "Rescue Rangers the Movie IV: The Day Nimnul Wised Up"...

Nimnul: Soon, my unstoppable robot killing machines will be unleashed upon the city! People will scream, buildings will crumble, and the VOICE OF NIMNUL WILL... eh, on second thought those meddling rodents will just mess it up. I'll open a muffin shop instead.


Cyber Daimyo - Watch out for the one that looks like an innocent refrigerator...

Nimnul: All right, my fellow robots, let's see if you can destroy all of the opposing Heavyweights in the Battlebots competition!


Danbole Ronin - The caption that brings new meaning to the phrase "50-cents a day professional"...

Nimnul: Ah, the perfect extortion scheme! A coin-op Robocop!


Charity - What we all suspected all along--well okay, some of us--a few of us? Nope, I never suspected that either...

Nimnul: Normally I would never do anything like this, but Gadget will only go out with a man who can beat her on Robot Wars...


Chip Chap - For Nimnul, friendship is only aluminum carbon alloy skin deep...

Nimnul: Some people will tell you that you need looks, money, or fame to make friends... but I'm just being myself and I can make all the friends I want! Hahahaha!


foxhound - A scene from the never-shown "Rescue Rangers: The Musical"...

Nimnul (singing): Two Nimnul robots go around the outside, round the outside. Guess who's back, back again? Nimnul's back, tell the Rangers!


CD - When inventions revolt...

Nimnul: Who are you calling a shorty? I have a wrench, and I ain't afraid to use it!


Karl - Ah, so he was in medical school when he flunked out...

Nimnul: Good news, my loyal robots! It's time for your annual checkup!


Jareth - Monty, looks like you'd better get that tail of yours hunting some snow...

Nimnul: Ha ha ha haaaa, my greatest creation to date! Intelligent machines, capable of running the world if I wanted them to! And the best part is, they run on heat!...


lotacats - Standard inventor reaction...

Nimnul: DUCT TAPE...NOW...I NEED DUCT TAPE RIGHT NOW.....


Mole204 - Never let it be said that Nimnul didn't have an answer...

Nimnul: My answer to the SWAT team? A giant robot! My answer to crab grass? Another giant robot! Kyahahahah!