Gadget: Chip, I have a confession to make, Zipper and I are in love.
KS - Again, so close but Loneheart's was just slightly better.
Gadget: Golly, now that I've had time to think about it, I think I'll marry Zipper instead of you, Chip.
Rennod - Oh, she can be so innocently callous sometimes!
Caption: It's been said she doesn't notice them, but would she take it *this* far?
GADGET: You want just ONE slave? Oh, okay! Bye, Chip!
CD - I wouldn't put it past her...
Gadget: Actually Chip, I'm Lahwhinie. Going through all the trouble switching places again was really worth that kiss you gave me!
Sturch - Winner of the "Best Gadget Dialogue" Award
Gadget: "Captured a mans heart...check! Well captured the man, same thing. Tied a knot...check! So Chip when does the honeymoon begin?"
Karl - Literal is as literal does...
Gadget: But Chip, you said you wanted to "hang out with me and learn the ropes" of inventing!
Nicky - Uh oh, Chip. I think she smells B.O....
Gadget: Actually Chip, considering we have been on this island for three weeks without a shower or change of clothes, the rain is a good thing.
Robert Knaus - For Chip, I think once is enough in this case.
GADGET: So...what do you want to do on our next date?
Painless Doc Johnson - Chip, you sly boy ;-)
Gadget: Golly, when you said I'd look good in fishnets, i thought this is what you meant!
8-Bit Star - Looks like you'd better have those change of address cards ready...
Gadget: Michael Eisner is gonna leave us here until we get released on DVD, ya know.