Week 199 Winner - ksharbaugh
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ksharbaugh
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Rescue Rangers behind the scenes: Yet another way Disney saved money...
Monty: With the amount of work Disney put into this costume you'd never know I was just a flea in a fat suit.
Chip: I just wish they'd hire make-up people to help you put it on. -
Midnight Man
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Something tells me the first 70 reasons were quite similar ;-)
Reasons why Désirée D'Allure didn't get a second episode, #71
Gadget: You were right, it is Désirée at the door! Quick, get him outta here so I can let her in!
Chip: Working on it...
Gadget: And make him shut up!
Dale: I'm doin' what I can, Gadget!
Monty: *sings* Let's get physical, physical... -
bock's car
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This week's winner of the "Ranger Moments in Culture" award...
Dale: Great! Monty's sleepwalking again.
Chip: But he's doing "Swan Lake"...... how could you not like it? -
ModernTimes
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This week's winner of the "So Obvious It Hurts" award....
Monty: Dale you idiot. Chip said to push, not lift! -
Yunkel
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This week's winner of the "Best Caption Idea Hijacking" award...
If Desiree joined the Rangers...
Chip.- She said tha she liked me.
Dale.- She said it to me too.
Monthy.- She said it to me first. The rest was all said out of pity. -
Racebest
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Those really sharp cheeses can give you whiplash...
Monty: Just twist it there and turn...*SNAP*...YEAHHHHHH! -
Mayhem
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Dale, after another Scooby Doo marathon...
Monty: Dale, I ain't ol' man Sparks and this ain't a rubber mask! -
CD
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Never try to bluff a mouse who saw you gorging on her cheesecake...
Monty: *gasp*! Gadget-luv, it's not what it seems! -
Molecular Man
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Yet another reason Bink was a one-time character on the show...
Monty: Bink! Get in ma belleh! -
Loneheart
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Now you know why Donald has that awful temper...
Monty: Let me at him. I'll tear him apart.
Dale: Calm down, Monty!
Chip: So what if Banksy drew you with a "Laugh now but one day I'll be in charge" placard... It's nothing to what he did to Mickey. -
L. Cranston
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If only Obi Wan had known the power of Provolone...
Monty: What? 'Use tha Force'? Balderdash! Zip, pass me tha cheese! -
CrashBurn
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You know, that would explain a few things...
(Screwing Monty's head back on.) Dale: Darn thing keeps falling off...... -
lane83ky
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Monty's getting wiser in his maturing years...
Monty: NO! I ain't gonna do it!!
Chip: Monty, it's just a simple medical procedure...turn your head and cough! -
Fat Cat
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1.5 seconds before Monty breaks character and says "MONTY HATE WATER!!!" just like Taz...
Monty : No I don't wanna go in the bath, lemme' go.
Chip : Oh don't be such a cry baby Monty ! -
Bluewolf-Z
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Yet another reason for Gadget to disable all anime channels at Headquarters...
Monty: Crikey! Now if it's trading punches ye want lad-
Chip: Monty, NO! You know how Dale is after an anime marathon!
Dale: MOKO RENDAN! -
Mr. Spumoni
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And this is why the Rangers will never make it on "Dancing With the Stars"...
When Monty and the boys began performing To the Rescue, Ep. 2 as an interpretive dance routine attendance at the Rescue Ranger's open house weekends initially skyrocketed...then dropped like a rock... Dale: MOKO RENDAN!