Week 199 Winner - ksharbaugh

  1. ksharbaugh - Rescue Rangers behind the scenes: Yet another way Disney saved money...

    Monty: With the amount of work Disney put into this costume you'd never know I was just a flea in a fat suit.
    Chip: I just wish they'd hire make-up people to help you put it on.
  2. Midnight Man - Something tells me the first 70 reasons were quite similar ;-)

    Reasons why Désirée D'Allure didn't get a second episode, #71
    Gadget: You were right, it is Désirée at the door! Quick, get him outta here so I can let her in!
    Chip: Working on it...
    Gadget: And make him shut up!
    Dale: I'm doin' what I can, Gadget!
    Monty: *sings* Let's get physical, physical...
  3. bock's car - This week's winner of the "Ranger Moments in Culture" award...

    Dale: Great! Monty's sleepwalking again.
    Chip: But he's doing "Swan Lake"...... how could you not like it?
  4. ModernTimes - This week's winner of the "So Obvious It Hurts" award....

    Monty: Dale you idiot. Chip said to push, not lift!
  5. Yunkel - This week's winner of the "Best Caption Idea Hijacking" award...

    If Desiree joined the Rangers...
    Chip.- She said tha she liked me.
    Dale.- She said it to me too.
    Monthy.- She said it to me first. The rest was all said out of pity.
  6. Racebest - Those really sharp cheeses can give you whiplash...

    Monty: Just twist it there and turn...*SNAP*...YEAHHHHHH!
  7. Mayhem - Dale, after another Scooby Doo marathon...

    Monty: Dale, I ain't ol' man Sparks and this ain't a rubber mask!
  8. CD - Never try to bluff a mouse who saw you gorging on her cheesecake...

    Monty: *gasp*! Gadget-luv, it's not what it seems!
  9. Molecular Man - Yet another reason Bink was a one-time character on the show...

    Monty: Bink! Get in ma belleh!
  10. Loneheart - Now you know why Donald has that awful temper...

    Monty: Let me at him. I'll tear him apart.
    Dale: Calm down, Monty!
    Chip: So what if Banksy drew you with a "Laugh now but one day I'll be in charge" placard... It's nothing to what he did to Mickey.
  11. L. Cranston - If only Obi Wan had known the power of Provolone...

    Monty: What? 'Use tha Force'? Balderdash! Zip, pass me tha cheese!
  12. CrashBurn - You know, that would explain a few things...

    (Screwing Monty's head back on.) Dale: Darn thing keeps falling off......
  13. lane83ky - Monty's getting wiser in his maturing years...

    Monty: NO! I ain't gonna do it!!
    Chip: Monty, it's just a simple medical procedure...turn your head and cough!
  14. Fat Cat - 1.5 seconds before Monty breaks character and says "MONTY HATE WATER!!!" just like Taz...

    Monty : No I don't wanna go in the bath, lemme' go.
    Chip : Oh don't be such a cry baby Monty !
  15. Bluewolf-Z - Yet another reason for Gadget to disable all anime channels at Headquarters...

    Monty: Crikey! Now if it's trading punches ye want lad-
    Chip: Monty, NO! You know how Dale is after an anime marathon!
    Dale: MOKO RENDAN!
  16. Mr. Spumoni - And this is why the Rangers will never make it on "Dancing With the Stars"...

    When Monty and the boys began performing To the Rescue, Ep. 2 as an interpretive dance routine attendance at the Rescue Ranger's open house weekends initially skyrocketed...then dropped like a rock... Dale: MOKO RENDAN!