Week 191 Winners - Jeff Pierce, Midnight Man & Mayhem

1. Jeff Pierce - Truer words were never spoken...
   
   Monty: Dale, lad, there's a time an' a place fer ev'rythin'...but this ain't it.
2. Midnight Man - Except maybe these. Oh, you punsters...
   
   Monty: Crikey, this job sucks.
3. Mayhem - The Great Lessons in Life: Lesson #5, Never Get Gadget Angry...
   
   Dale, a word of advice. Next time you complain about Gadget's cooking, do it out of earshot, okay?!
4. CCC - This week's winner of the "I Wonder How He Talked Him Into That" award...
   
   Monty: I dunno, Dale me lad, walking about with a plunger on me 'ead doesn't seem like a good way ta attract alien abductors.
5. CrashBurn - Winner of this week's "Yep, They Would" award...
   
   Monty: Blargh!!! We are aliens from the planet.... Wha?
   Dale: Hey!!! Quit laughing at our costumes!!!
   Chip and Gadget: "Snicker!"
6. Yunkel - This week's winner of the "Double Take" award...
   
   Monty: Indeed Dale me lad. They all will think this tree grows edible rodents.
7. Toni - You'd think they'd remember it was April 1st...
   
   Monty: I'm not sure about those weight-loss-plungers Gadget invented. I don't feel any lighter... what about you, Dale?
8. L. Cranston - And people wonder why parents think this generation of music is inaccessible...
   
   Monty: Are you sure we gotta dress loike this ta get inta tha Devo concert, lad?
   Dale: Sure, I'm sure! I've dressed like this at their concerts for years! You should see the other costumes!
   Monty: I'm not sure I want to, lad.
9. ksharbaugh - The long-lost "Dr. Who" tribute scene from "Dale Beside Himself"...
   
   Monty: Dale, lad, never ask a Dalek why it's wearing pants.
10. ModernTimes - When Wile E Coyote retired, he left behind tons of surplus...
    
    Monty: Where do we get all of these plungers anyways?
11. bock's car - Everyone's going green these days...
    
    Dale: What happened to our Tin-foil hats?
    Monty: Gadget's into recyclin', Mate. She confiscated 'em.
12. Mr. Spumoni - Don't hurt your head trying to figure it out...
    
    Monty: Errr..Dale, lad...can we try one of my hobbies now?
13. mcleland - Somehow, I'm betting that it won't be...
    
    Monty: Gadget luv, this had better be the most bonza haircut I've ever had...
14. lane83ky - Never tick off a mouse with machinery...
    
    Monty: Dale, I'm beginning to think Gadget didn't appreciate that comment about "sucking face."
    Dale: *Mmmmrrrrppphhh*