Week 188 Winner - Midnight Man

  1. Midnight Man - Captain Finn's sequel: A Fluke with a Nuke...

    Chip: Gadget, the ground is trembling, and it's not only because of you.
    Gadget: Golly, taking the amplitude and the frequency of the trembling, the consistency of the ground, the width of the street which leads up here, and the contents of the sign into consideration, he might have recovered Red October this time and mounted wheels under it.
  2. Nyperold - This week's winner of the "Best Ichthyological Puns" award--wow, never thought I'd get to use that word...

    Gadget: Well, there's one restaurant that won't get my endorsal. Chip: I hope he's prepared for unex-pectoral-ed guests! Dale: (not pictured) : I, uh, I wonder if they have caudal-ed eggs? Captain Finn: (from inside) All right, knock off the fin jokes! Especially that last one!
  3. Mayhem - This week's winner of the "Bob Hope in Remembrance" award...

    Gadget: I heard there was a fight in this place last week
    Chip: Yeah, four fish got battered
  4. zaptiftun - This week's winner of the "No Coment" award...

    Gadget: You know, I feel like we should make some sort of profound observation about this, but...
    Chip: ...Yeah, I got nothing either.
  5. t.s. - Behold the "Fish's Awakening" ;-)

    Gadget: Why do I get the feeling there won't be a sequel to Awakening?
    Chip: Why do I get the feeling we may be looking at it?
  6. L.Cranston - Actually, that would mean he's indoctrinating a whole new school of his descendants--scary...

    Gadget: Golly, I never knew Captain Finn was married.
    Chip: Maybe domestic life has settled him down.
  7. iceberg210 - I could really go for some fried oysters and crab claws right now...

    Gadget: UMMMMMMM
    Chip: Former Enemy
  8. ksharbaugh - Cue the Hitchcock "shock" music...

    Gadget: I found a book titled "To Serve Man" in Finn's office.
    Chip: It's a cookbook! A COOKBOOK!!!
  9. Pesterfield - Hey, it wouldn't be classic for no reason ;-)

    Gadget: Eat Here, Get Gas.
    Chip: That joke's ancient, and it's only funny with gas stations.
  10. CrashBurn - Yeah, I wouldn't exactly trust anything that he cooked, either...

    Gadget: Well...... Could be worse.......
    Chip: Yeah, like Bubbles' Buffalo Wing Shack......
  11. mcleland - She always was too trusting...

    Chip: Is the starfish at that window giving us the evil eye?
    Gadget: Oh Chip, I'm sure that's your imagination! The ocular organs of a starfish don't have the muscular structure to express that level of emotion.
  12. bock's car - Run, Chip. Run for you life...

    Gadget: Say.... Isn't this where the the Biker faction of the Antis hang out?
    Chip: You're the one who said; "Don't trust Dale, ask the Bearcat".
  13. CD - That'll teach them to book their vacations with "Thrill-a-Minute Travel"...

    Gadget: So what's on the menu?
    Chip: Atlantic Fried Chipmunk, Dalekin Donuts, Monterey Jack-in-a-box, Filet-o-Fly and Gadget's.
  14. Mr. Spumoni - Obviously, he has a problem with foot traffic...

    Chip: Anything on the specials' menu look good? Gadget: I dunno, I can't decide between the "Die, Humans, Die!" platter or the "Curses Upon the Air-Breathing Fools!" in garlic sauce...