Week 177 Winner - Yunkel

Dale: Uh, Chip?  Did you notice the warning label on that thing?  It said not to tease, startle or anger it.  By the way, what's a Tasmanian Devil?
#1 Yunkel - Signs that the series was ending #117: When the budget no longer allowed for the RangerPlane...

Dale: C'mon, Chip!, I know Zipper is strong for a fly, but to ask him to lift you isn't it too much?


#2 Toni - Sometimes a picture's worth a thousand words--in this case, it's a pain in the neck...

Dale: Okay, I'll admit that I was jealous at first that your portrait of Gadget is bigger than mine, but now...
Chip: Just you wait... *grunt* I will get this picture *pant* to the HQ... someway... *wheeze*


#3 CD - You know, it's common among the intellectually bored to find a method of self-amusement--ironically, Dale's method is to risk instant death...

Dale: Hey Chip, hold the line please. Hahaha, get it Chip? Hold the line! That's so fun- *ahwk* *gasp* line *cough* not *hack* throat!


#4 Nyperold - And amazingly he finds so many ways of employing that method...

DALE: (thinking) Okay, I've rubbed my hands on something fuzzy, now all I've gotta do is touch Chip on the shoulder. This is gonna be great!


#5 Lilacstarprint - This week's winner for the "Best Indication Dale's Trying to Improve Himself Intellectually" award...

Dale: Hey, Chip. If Velocity = Displacement divided by Time, does that mean the watermelon that's about to hit you is *really* going to hurt?
Chip: You've been reading Gadget's equation charts again, haven't you.


#6 Octagon - The scary part is, if one spoon's been replaced, what's the fate of the other spoon...

Dale: Good news, Chip! Gadget decided that it's physically impossible to build a quantum flux regulator with two spoons, an empty soapbox, and a spool of thread, so we can stop working now. Oh, and we're going to have to pick up another spoon after dinner...


#7 karl - This week's winner for the "Thinking Outside the Box" award...

Dale: "See!? It worked! Fat Cat inhaled the caviar-scented helium, and now we only have to haul him away! Hahh! And you said I was crazy!"


#8 bock's car - Ah, learning from the masters...

Dale: If you raise the safe to this height, it's guaranteed to flatten Fat Cat.
Chip: Where did you get this idea?
Dale: Old episodes of Tom and Jerry.


#9 ksharbaugh - A scene from the unaired episode, "A Switch in Time"...

Gadget: Just because that idol switched Dale's mind with mine doesn't make my calculations indicating that your present course of action is highly unsafe any less valid.


#10 CrashBurn - Signs that the series was ending #232: Chip lost the bet when he said the show would never have a talking gorilla in a pink ballerina costume in an episode...

Midnight Man - I'd vote for option two on this one...
Dale: Um, Chipper, do you really think Gadget needs so much milk for her coffee? Or are you trying to outdo me again?
Chip: Shut up and help me with the cow!


Mayhem - Something tells me he's already seen it...

Dale: Hey Chip, Fish decided to draw me with Gadget for a change, wanna see?


Dale: And when you're done walking Steggy, I need you to wash my shirts, clean my bed, wash the dishes...


BOC42 - Snakes...why did it have to be snakes...

Dale: Uh, Chipper, I know you liked Rescuers Down Under, but I don't think you should try lassoing snakes...


Loneheart - Dale, ever the entrep--uh, cautious one...

Dale: Hey, Chip, before you swing into action, would you mind signing your will and leaving everything to me?


Racebest - Somehow, the idea of Chip giving that Tarzan yell makes me cringe...

Dale: Chip, I still don't see what some guy named Tarzan has to do with winning a girl's heart.


Mr. Spumoni - Descriptive words are important for a writer to paint the scene accurately....

Dale: Hey Chip? Would ya' say that you are "bending yourself in earnest effort", or would ya' say "straining with what might you possess"? Or maybe...
Chip: You and your fan-fiction!


Red Sonic - The Rangers vs the Roadrunner...it could happen...

Dale: You know, before you try my plan, I want you to know this didn't work too well for the coyote.