bock's car 509 - Take out the low quality Toon Disney shows, you must. Restore the Disney Afternoon, you will...
Chip (sounding suspiciously like Yoda): Begun, the Toon Wars have.
Stitch - The Toon Wars Drag On...
Chip: "Yah! Whu-wuzzat?! You guys hear that?"
Dale: (thought bubble) "Day 67: Private Chip's getting punchier by the hour. You so much as sneeze near him, he jumps three feet. I swear he's ready to snap, him and Private Zipper both. Sergeant Monty's no better... when our tour started he was a big, lovable sort of lug... now he's always decked out in heavy gear, ties a bandana around his head and can't stop talking about the scent of fresh napalm. But it's Private Gadget who worries me the most, the way she just stares off into space and smiles all the time..."
JPesterfield - Things the Rangers did after the show #33: The attempted takeover...unfortunately Bonkers replaced their weapons with plastic toys, thinking they didn't know...
Chip: If we want our jobs back we'll have to be assertive!
Mole204 - Things the Rangers did after the show #5924: Lost on the New Jersey Turnpike...
Chip: Nobody panic. There must be a way out of New Jersey.
CD - Things the Rangers did after the show #12642: The Iraqi USO Tour. Apparently Chip didn't hire the best-sounding band...
Chip: Keep a safe distance. Don't pass. Watch behind you before entering a cave. Try to warn the terrorist with light signals. Wait until the red light is off, more terrorists could be on their way.
Ronnie Rabbit - This week's winner for the "Scary Alternate Gadget Worlds" award
CHIP: ...wait, why are we all in the White House wearing military gear?
GADGET (thinking): Hypnosis gas wore off... my plan to take over the world is ruined... must keep smiling so they don't suspect... keep smiling...!
MONTY: (thinking): Cheeeese...
Ulrik Raben - This week's winner for the "Judge Is Totally Clueless on This One" award...
Chip: Now the Russians are singing 'Nobody Hurts No-one' in this year's Eurovision, is that true?
KS - Well, if this is the "Grand Army of the Republic", I don't think we have anything to worry about...
Chip: I thought Bush wasn't going to bring back conscription?
Gadget: Technically that only applied to the voters, which we aren't since we're not human.
Dale: [Gasps] This means we're draft animals!
lotacats - He's been talking to Tammy again, I see...
Chip: I'm sorry, they may be functional and ergonomically correct, but from the purely civilian perspective of anyone in the fashion industry, those uniforms look ridiculous.
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Never were so many saved by the work of so few...
Chip: He remembers us!
Winston Churchill: (Offscreen) Could that be ... and they brought along friends?! Ah, Franklin, Joseph, I'd like you to introduce to two heroic chaps who saved the Normandy invasion by stuffing a pivotal Nazi bunker full of acorns...
Mullet Man - Oompa Loompa Doopedy Doo...I've got another puzzle for you...
CHIP: Oh no! Not a new Willy Wonka Movie! We must attack!
The Shadow Nose - Captions that make you go "hmm"...
Chip: Monty, what's your waistline?
Monty: 50 millimeters.
Chip: Good, you're now a Canon character.
Gadget: I thought we all were...
