Week 147 Winner - Stitch


Lahwhinie: Look, all I need is a little diversion to slip out of here unnoticed and I swear I'll get you tickets for tonight's Don Ho concert. Front row, center!
Mullet Man - This week's winner for the "Best Laugh the Caption Judge Got" award
LAHWHINE: I'm a cashier in RealLife TM. How 'bout you?
GADGET: I wear a gekko suit and do the robot.


bock's car 509 - This week's winner for the "Most Accurate Dialogue for Lahwhinie in a Short Subject" award...

Gadget: Lahwhinie, you're drunk!
Lahwhinie: And you're an uptight Ice-Princess. But in the morning, I'll be sober.


JMC - Things the Rangers did after the show #2545: The ill-timed Saturday Night Live appearance...

Lahwhinie: You go back in there, and tell them I want a leeettle more cowbell.


Ronnie Rabbit - Another person unclear on the concept: Gadget...

LAWHINIE: Honey, I think you're still a little unclear on the concept of the ALL over tan...
GADGET: But how can I possibly expose any more skin on the beach than this?
LAWHINIE: *sigh*


bock's car 509 - Another person unclear on the concept: Gadget, take two...

Lahwhinie: Okay, let me explain the definition of "Loosen Up".


pupspals - Yet another person unclear on the concept: Lahwhinie this time...

Lahwhinie: Eww! Quit biting your nails! ... & you wonder why Chip & Dale haven't asked you on a date....


lotacats1 - Return of the person unclear on the concept: Dale...

Lahwhinie: So then Dale says how he's all lost in thought and I couldn't help m'self saying, 'it's 'cause it's uncharted territory'. The bummer is that he just doesn't get it.


Obi-Wan Maplewood - Decisions, decisions...

Lawhinie: OK, here's the deal - if you keep quiet about my posing as you for "mature" pictures, I'll take your place in every "Rangerphile self-insertion hooks up with Gadget" fic...


CD - Captions that make you go "hmm"...

Lawhiney: You do NOT have what it takes, to defeat the likes of ME! I'll be miss America fifty times before you.
Gadget: (thinking) Golly, are they cloning her as well?


Ulrik Raben - Captions that make you go "hmm" part two...

Lawhiney: Actually, I'm not a long lost relative or a clone. I'm a psionic illusion created by your exposure to the chaos gem you guys were recovering just before you met me. I only exist now because of your belief in my existance.
Gadget: Golly, thats amazing! Wait, if I stop believing in you then you'll cease to exist?
Gadgetphile (off-screen): Whoo Hoo! It's Gadget and her evil twin! Hey, check out this cool fic I got you guys in, or my sweet fanarts, or...
Lawhiney: All right, let's get sceptical.


Loneheart - First she knocks him cold and now she's keeping him...better run while you can, Dale...

Headline: At the Gadget in Chains wrap party
Lawhiney: I tell you, you're wasting your time with Chip. And stay away from Dale. I'm keeping him.


SomeGhol(s) - Did you ever get the feeling "Gadget in Chains" is starting to get to people...

Tina(Lahwhinie): So, after "The Secret of NIMH" was done shooting Don went away from small, furry animals... I worked at a couple of casinos in Las Vegas before Disney contacted me about an adventure show, but by the time I got to California you'd already gotten the role. Yeah, I was steamed, but working with you on this project of Loneheartís has really made me glad I didn't get the lead female role who is beloved, yet tormented by her fans.
Gadget: Oh, Golly, you don't know the half of it! Have you talked to your mom? She and I started a support group!


Ulrik Raben - Yep, it's getting to people...

Lawhiney: You think prison's bad? *You're* not the one who'll be having a baby!


Mole204 - Getting to them quite a bit...

Lahwhiney: "Gadget in chains?" Oh, right, you put a ding in the CEO's car that week and nobody invited you to the plot meeting. Nobody was going to vote for themselves...