bock's car 509 - Rule 1 for dealing with Gadget: Never say to her face that her cooking tastes like machine oil...
Gadget: Here's the deal; when it's my turn, I cook, and you eat. Capish!
KS - Rule 2 for dealing with Gadget: Keep a respectable distance...
Gadget: When I said "Hands off the body" that included my rear!
The Shadow Nose - Rule 4 for dealing with Gadget: Refrain from singing lyrics that she'll think about literally...
Gadget: Dale, it doesn't matter how many roads a man walks down! He's already a man so we just call him that anyway!
Drake - Rule 7 for dealing with Gadget: Never insinuate anything about the quality of her inventions...
Gadget: I don't like what you're insinuating, Dale... My teleportation device isn't in a 'better place', just a DIFFERENT one!
Loneheart - Things the Rangers did after the series #5523: Hide and Seek...
Dale: Aw, ya got me. I guess it's your turn to hide.
Gadget: Dale, it's been TWO YEARS!!! You can take a game too seriously you know!
Ronnie Rabbit - When doppelgangers just can't take the strain anymore...
LAWHINIE: Look, don't ASK why we're tunneling into the prison to help a mouse who looks just like me escape! I just... need to get OUT... of this STORY!!
Jeff Parkes - A moment before Dale learns that Gadget has a mean right cross...
DALE: Uh, I have a confession to make about when we switched heads...
GADGET:You didn't keep the hands off the body, did you? DID YOU?
JPesterfield - Angst: Can you get enough...
Gadget: How dare you ask for more Gadge angst in the Cafe!
Mullet Man - Yet another reason to suspect Gadget might be an android...
GADGET: Primary Programming... Destroy Rescue Rangers!
DALE: Why are you getting all friendly all of a sudden... And so strong!
SomeGhol(s) - Why it's not good to be a chipmunk whose nose changes color...
Gadget: It was a good disguise, but you forgot one thing. Dale has a big RED nose! Now, who are you working for? Capone? Fat Cat? Luwhinie?? Ohhh, you'd better not say Luwhinie...
Rachel - Poor Dale. He had no idea that the disguise box wasn't gender-neutral...
Gadget: How DARE you stretch out my spy girl dress! Are you the one that stole my platinum blonde wig, too?
The JAM - Black, Red, Black, Red...maybe Dale's nose is part of an old checkerboard set...
Gadget: I'm not joking! There really IS something wrong with your nose!!
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Oy vey, here goes the angst rumor mill...
GADGET: ...why, Why, WHY did Rachel have to get Chip and Clarice together?!
DALE: Look at it this way, Gadget; if Han could manage to get together with Leia before she hooked up with her brother, then...
Ray Jones - Sometimes, April Fool's Jokes backfire...
Gadget: YOU! YOU told Monty I'd found a way to print circuits onto cheese! He's eaten half my workshop!!!!!
lotacats - The scary part is what she's planning on doing to manage it...
Gadget: OK...let's see if anger management really works. For your sake it better!!!!
Mole204 - Now THERE'S words to live by...
Gadget: You do Not set up the fireworks! You do NOT set up a date! And you certainly do NOT set up the bomb!
