Obi-Wan Maplewood - And now, the winner for the most easily misplaced object in history...
Dale: I think your plunger rifle and cloaking device are great inventions, Gadget, but didya have to put them together?
bock's car 509 - .34 seconds before Chip finds out what "hard rock" really means...
Dale: Funny, I had a guitar when I jumped off the amp. Oh well, I'll just fake it, I was lip syncing anyway.
The JAM - Dale, in prepartion for his one-man-show performance of "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death"...
Dale: Ready...aim....
Karl - Looks like Gadget's gotten hold of Nimnul's hypnotic device. The floor WILL be cleaned this afternoon...
Dale: What does me being hypnotized have to do with this dee-lishus chunk of chocolate?
Stitch - Another of the Eleven Sort-of-Great Truths...
Dale: Y'know somethin'? You just can't make squooshy noises with your armpit if you're covered in fur.
SomeGhol - Sorry Dale, I was in a rush last week...
Dale: I wish for once Indy would get a caption where I'm NOT in the middle of my mime act.
pupspals - When the Rangers knew the series was over #245: the ultimatum...
Dale: ...So I told Eisner to give us more air time or else! How was I to know he'd kick us off the air?!
Loki - Dale turns to faith in the search for the great reward...
Dale: Can you pray for more chocolate? I think you'd have to!
Loneheart - He never could stand those romantic plot twists...
Dale: Why? Why? Oh, tell me why? Gadget marrying Sparky I could take. But Foxglove and CHIP???
