Week 131 Winner - MegaDale

Dale: I'M THE WALNUT MONSTER! TURN OVER YOUR WALNUTS TO ME, OR YOUR CASHEWS ARE FOREFIT NEXT...



Stitch - What really happens when toons are cancelled--the "I know we're better that that" stage...

Dale: Arrrrgh! No! No, I say! Chip, you put that remote down this instant! If I gotta watch that stupid 'Gigli' movie one more time...


Obi-Wan Maplewood - What really happens when toons are cancelled--the "we can always adapt" stage...

Dale: Hiiiyah! Activate the MundoNaniCrystal of Ninjachan! Hadoken!
Monty: Sorry, mate, but I don't think pretendin' to be anime's goona get us back on Toon Disney.


Mole204 - What really happens when toons are cancelled--the "resurrection via blooper reel" stage...

Dale: No! Not the blooper reel!


KS - What really happens when toons are cancelled--the frozen stage...

Dale (thinking): If I knew our getting cancelled would freeze us I'd have chosen a better pose!


CD - When you eat too many walnuts...part two...

Dale: An owl? Well do your worst miss "Guardian of the Park", I wrestled a vulture in Zimbabwe and left him featherless!


Karl - When you eat too many walnuts...part three...

Dale: You see nut shells? I see helmets, to equip my all-conquering chipmunk army!


Loneheart - When you eat too many walnuts...the revenge...

Dale: Wahahahah! You are no match for my new technique, Chip! I call it Sleeping Housefly, Hidden Squirrel!


pupspals - Things the Rangers did after the show #2523: Dale watches a marathon of the 60's Batman episodes...

Dale: DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!!


bock's car 509 - I see Monty's been making Walnut Walleroos again--now we know who he's sending them to...

Dale: Yes, Eisner is a world class Jerk, But you still can't use me as a VooDoo Doll!



Steggy - Oh, this is going to get sticky...

Dale : You've got your needle gun pointed the WRONG WAY, Gadget!


AQD Robert - Gullible ('gulubul): [adj] easily tricked because of being too trusting...

Dale: I went through the WHOLE bag, and could not find the dumb 'NeoBat Cybernetic Decoder Ring'. Was Alex kidding?


Greyhound Bus - There's just something about limos...

Dale: ...and then....the killer buses came!! and they ran over all the limos!!


The JAM - Foreign films are so urbane...

Dale: [Godzilla roar]