pupspals - Dale grabbed the Gigantico gun and found a new use for one of the old "Pirates of the Caribbean" animatronic figures...
Dale (left): Alright anamatronic Dale, you go do the parade & wave while I go ride Splash Mountain!
Chip Chap - On a trip back from the far future, Dale comes to a startling conclusion...
Dale: Gee, Chip was right all along. I really am a nuthead.
lotacats - Future Dale's second attempt. Still no go...
Dale: "Hey, Self", says I..."Self?? Yoohoo!! Saaayyy something, fool."..Chip's right...I don't listen.
Stitch - Future Dale's third attempt. Now even he's getting distracted...
Dale: Psst! Dale! I'm you from the future! I've come back in time to warn you all of the terrrrrible danger that's coming, one that will seek to destroy the world and...hey, look, a pie!
Loneheart - Can you say, "Dale in Chains"?
Dale: Pssst - it's me! Lawhiney!
Jeff Parkes - Dale and Dale's Rescue Rangers...
Dale: Chip cloned himself in 'Private Pluto.' I say it's payback time!
Obi-Wan Maplewood - Oh, so that's whose clothes he was stealing for his disguises...
Dale's sister: OK, bro, here's the deal- you stop cross-dressing to look like me, and I'll stop cross-dressing to look like you.
Chris Silva - Sometimes, one Dale's better than two...
Dale: We go to all the trouble of dividing in two and Indy and Chris aren't even going to write chapter 11 of the Untold Ranger Tales.
wetskunk - Ah, the classic battle of conscience...
Evil Dale: Kill the mouse, make him scream.
Unseen good Dale: No, you must not for Walt is watching and besides Warner Brothers did that last week.
AQD Robert - From Dale's eccentric book of ideas: Tag team dating...
Dale 1: Gadget's hologrammatic clone generator is cool! Now, YOU can stay home and watch TV, while I take that goofy ol' Foxglove out to dinner! Too bad I gotta miss a new ep of 'Flash, The Wonder Dog!
Dale 2: Yeah, now you gotta put up with all those yucky hugs, kisses, and thank-you's...
AnimatedMalamute - Another in the long list of classic silly questions...
Dale 1: I TOLD you this disguise would freak them out!
Dale 2: Why didn't you TELL me that last acorn was magical?!
MegaDale - The hardest-working stunt double in the business...
Dale: Y'know, being your stunt double is really taking a toll on my noggin when your in your "acting dumb" role. Now where's that Aflac duck at? I have a serious on-the-job injury report to fill out! I made the mistake of helping Gadget in her workshop again!
The JAM - Hmm...perhaps an interlude to a trip to Wonderland...
Dale: Hey, I think this mirror is slow
CD - Double, double, full of trouble...
Dale: Silently the hunter stalks his double, waiting for the bus. Oblivious to the...
Other Dale: Do I smell chocolate?
SomeGhol - It could be. It could be...
