Week 118 Winner - Obi-Wan Maplewood

Gadget: Chip, do you remember what I told you about that *very* slight chance that something might possibly go wrong with the new Automatic Pressure-Activated Tree-Pruner and Mulcher? Well, strike that.



AQD Robert - Never mess with a Sherlockian...

Gadget: Golly! I only spilled a little oil on your silly Sir Arthur Conan Doyle book collection. After a good soak in detergent and water, the oil will come right out...but, willikers, so will the print...uh, oh.


Stitch - This Week's Winner of the "Jaw-Dropper" Award...

Gadget: Of course, a vow of total celibacy has its drawbacks, especially when you consider that I happen to live with a pair of available chipmunks, both of whom I find really attractive. I mean, honestly, Chip, if it wasn't for this vow thing, I'd just be all over you in a second. But y'know, somehow I really think it's better this way..


KS - Indicator #23 that Gadget is an android...

Gadget: Ok, so the neck extension wasn't such a good idea. You can stop staring at me now!


JPesterfield - I'm not too concern about this--imagine how long it'll take her to make a hypnotic suggestion...

Gadget: Golly, my hypno ray worked first time.


Sabrina - Considering it's now Chip's voice coming out of Gadget's mouth, I'd buy that...

Chip: I have got a bad feeling that we are not in New York anymore.


Loneheart - Well, she is a trusting soul...

Gadget: In retrospect, signing a contract to do the whole trilogy before I'd seen the script for Gadget in Chains was a serious lapse of judgement.


MegaDale - Somehow, I get the idea we probably don't want to know...

Gadget:Don't look at me Chip. I'm not going to touch it. Go get a stick and poke it if you want to find out if it's dead.


pupspals - Brain: I can assure you, we have only begun to fight.... Pinky: With chopsticks! Poit-poit-poit-poit...poit-poit-poit-poit...

Gadget: You'd think Pinky & the Brain would give up by now...


Nicholas - Well, at least she got it in there somewhere...

Gadget: I think the Ranger Wingís avionics still work. However, the landing gear is irreparable and Iíll have to rebuild at least one of the engines. I am also pregnant. You are going to be a father in six months. Now, if I can find something to replace this spring I think I can salvage... Would you hold this, Chip... Chip?


Mole204 - I wonder how loud a chipmunk can scream "annulment"...

Gadget: It was meant to be Tammy's April Fool's joke, but we didn't know that the marrage would be binding!


Danbole Ronin - Because there weren't any alumnas around (academic humor)...

Gadget : Why did you eat Alum?


lotacats - From such sentences are globe-tripping races against time made...


Gadget: You ate the whole box?!? Do you have any idea what that was? Never mind...I can't tell you....don't ask!


wetskunk - Actually, her affair with Mickey consisted of him buying her an ice cream soda, but he did pay for it...

Gadget: ...and that's all the details of my affair with Mickey. Do you want to hear about what happened with Goofy and me?