Week 109 Winner - Ony

Chip: So you see, Gadget, once I got through telling Lahwhinie that the jewel she'd stolen was a fake we'd substituted to fool her, she understood. Of course, I should've thought about getting those shears away from her first with Dale so close by, but I hear the ragged look is in now anyway...


Dale - Ah, so that's how she stays thin...

Chip: See dear I thought I'd do us a lovely dinner. There's peanut roll, walnut roulade, nut fried nuts, hazelnut in the hole and a side serving of garlic pistachios! Just think, now we,re married I can rustle up dinner all the time!

Chip Chap - Can't you just hear the manufactured Suth'un accent?

The reason Chip never married Lawhiney...
Chip: Wow... your family sure has a lot of visitors. Are those the neighbors kids?
Lawhiney: Hey Pa! Stop wrestlin' with that stinkbug and get supper ready! My boyfriends a' here!

Rennod - Oh yeah, I'd believe it...

CHIP: Oh, n-nonsense, I'm doing f-f-fine these days. After you and h-h-him went on your honeym-m-moon, I st-started living in that hole in the g-ground over there by the shr-shrine I built in your honor. S-see? Who says p-people can't ch-change in twenty years?

CD - From the special Ranger production of Gadget Crusoe and her loyal munk Friday. Friday never did learn to cook...

Chip: Miss Hackwrench save Chip from cannibals. Me your loyal servant. Me prepared breakfast for Miss Hackwrench.

Obi-Wan Maplewood - So many realities, so little time...

Chip: Um, honey, why is my best friend wearing a wedding ring and looking like he's wringing my throat
Gadget: (Shouting) I'm not your wife, Dale! The D+G Gadget went through the vortex to the left!!!

JPesterfield - Well, you knew there had to be a Gilligan's Island variant out there somewhere...

Chip: Look what washed up in the lagoon this time Professor!


Karl - Maybe more people read that story than I gave it credit for...

Chip: Uhm.. Lawhinie and Dale want some privacy over there.

Cyber Daimyo - Don't worry, I hear they're excellent parcheesi players...

Chip: Hey, Gadget, that's the temple where Sabrina and Salem are locked in.

Stitch - Well, I would've chosen "Some Enchanted Evening", but then Chip was never close to being a baritone...

Chip: Bali Ha'iiiii... here am I, your special island, come to meee...

pupspals - Some things are best left to the imagination...

Chip: um... that's why we get worried when you say "should".

KS - Well, you knew there was a reason they don't get a lot of visitors...

Chip: Whatta ya know, Cap'n Eddie was right. Easter Island *is* inhabited with 'cahnivorous eastah bunnies'.

MegaDale - I sense a shopping tour coming when they get home...

Chip:You mean your just now noticing that we don't wear pants?

Jazz - About seven point two seconds before Chip gets socked in the jaw...

Chip: Ha, look... Theres that homeless guy I stole the clothes off. Nature hasn't been this bare since the jungle book.

Mole204 - Someone should have warned them about the dangers of using paper cups and string on a deserted island...

Chip: So we built a snowman out of paper cups and string. I was wondering if you could help free Dale and Zipper. And Tammy and Monty and...