Week 101 Winner - The J.A.M.

Dale: Now the whole world will see your secret! I'll pop this cover off and show them your nose is as red as mine!!!



Karl - Heh heh, the rumor's been started now. Just a matter of time before a fanfic comes out...

Dale: What - Black paint!? Chip, your nose is even redder than mine!


Mole204 - This one might stir up the fanfic writers too...

Dale: You KNOW that I just can't stand that vile creature! That's why I divorced her in the first place!


CD - He might have gone down in history, but Dale ain't got much patience for the comparison...

Dale: Don't-ever-call-me-Rudolph!


Greyhound Bus - And he has even less patience for this...

Dale: Touch my prized comic book collection again Mr Detective and you'll detect this fist coming for your nose


lotacats - This week's winner of the "Caption that Must've Taken a Week to Think of" award...

Dale: Don't EVER say "Stuff It" in front of a taxidermist building like that again!!!!


KS - The amazing thing was, he could order one with diamond studs...

Dale: We wouldn't have to live in this cave if our show profits hadn't gone right up Chip's nose! Him and his diamond studded nose picker ruined us all!


Loneheart - Precisely 0.87 seconds prior to the bonk...

Dale: Don't move - this booger is stubbourn but I'm going to get it out if it's the LAST THING I DO!!!


Obi Wan Maplewood - Caption envy...

Dale: You take that back! Gadget was offering to shake MY hand first in the last caption, not yours!


Jazz - Nose envy...

Dale: Oh I get it, your'e still angry disney gave me the beter nose...


Jareth - Well, yeah, but they won't be your friend after that...

Offscreen voice: You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Dale: CAN TOO!


Cyber Daimyo - When Chip dared to suggest that that snuffleupagus wasn't real...

Dale: Chip, how dare you insult me with your stupid talk about educational programs?!


Stitch - True, he had to spend two hours memorizing it, but it is a real conversation-stopper...

Dale: And another thing... the standard Newtonian principles don't even APPLY to areas of space-time where gravitational curviture is no longer a constant!


Slade - Dale: Honor member of Pirate Hats Anonymous...

Dale: Your Just jealous because you don't have a hat!
Chip: Right, Dale, you just keep telling yourself that.


Dumpster Side - Dale: Honor member of Uncoordinated Dressers Anonymous...

Dale: You're just jealous of my keen sense of style, Chippy!


Cobra Reviewer - Trekkers--loyal to the end...

Dale: Take that back!!!!! Shatners hair is REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ronnie Rabbit - A poignant probiscal point...

Dale: Some nose for clues YOU have...


MegaDale - Did you ever have the feeling you were being abused...

Dale: Let's get one thing straight, my shirt is NOT a kleenex!