Best Website Maintainer
Announcer: And now... presenting ...
::Wubbzy walks out on
stage::
Wubbzy: Wow wow, everybody!
Pupspals: (backstage whispering) Not yet!!
Wubbzy: Huh? Oh.. (he blushes) Oops! Sorry!
::he runs back offstage::
Announcer: ...Presenting the award for Best Website Maintainer & Best
Website... The stars of season 2 of Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!... Wubbzy, Widget, Walden & Daizy!
::the four toons walk out on
stage waving at the audience::
Framwinkle: (from his seat - singing) One of these
things is not like the other...
::Daizy sticks her tongue out at him as they settle
around the podium::
Wubbzy: Wow wow, everybody!
Widget: Thanks for letting us present for a second year in a row! And for just such an occasion... I present:
::She pulls a remote out of her pocket & presses a
button on it. A Robot as big as her & wearing a
bow tie rolls out on stage:
Widget: ... the Super-Duper-Award-Presentor 3000!
This little baby will help us present these two awards, No Problemo!
Audience: *GASP*
Wubbzy: ...this sounds familiar...
Walden: Now, Widget, you're not honestly going to use this thing again, are
you?
Widget: Why not?
Walden: Remember what happened last year?!?!
Daizy: I don't.
Walden: Let's cut to a flashback...
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::Last year's awards::
Widget: Activate the Super-Duper-Award-Presenter 3000!
::She pushes the button on her remote again. However
instead of doing what it was supposed to do (surprise surprise...)
the lights blink faster & it starts to shake::
Robot: Must... present... award! Must... present... award!!
::The robot jumps into the audience stealing awards
from those who've won them & giving it to others who haven't, offering his
congratulations. But the giving quickly turns into shoving & throwing the
awards at people's heads::
Monty: I told 'ya! Hit the deck!!
Widget: Ooops! That's not supposed to happen...
Pupspals: No kidding... Turn it off!
::Widget hits the button on the remote rapidly::
Widget: I'm trying! I'm trying!!
::The robot runs of out GA's to steal, so it starts to look for shiny
award-like things to present instead. He grabs Buttons::
Buttons: Hey! Hands off! I'm not an award! ...although I am quite a prize...
::The robot starts to repeatedly hit Walden with Buttons::
Robot: Congratulations...(SMACK!) congratulations...(SMACK!)
congratulations....(SMACK!)!
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Walden: (rubs his head) I still have a headache from being hit with that robot
dog!
Wubbzy: What happened to Eon Kid & Buttons
anyway?
Walden: Last I heard they were taping season two of their show in
Wubbzy: Oh...
Widget: Aw, you don't have to worry about that fiasco happening again, Walden.
I fixed him.
Walden: Really?
Widget: It was a simple logic error loop since he couldn't present the award he
wanted to. It's been fixed! Consider it the Super-Duper-Award-Presenter 3500!
Walden: I don't know...
::Daizy looks off stage to
where Pupspals is giving the "speed it up" signal::
Daizy: Maybe we should just read from the
TelePrompTer.
Wubbzy: Great idea Daizy! (reads from machine) We at Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!
use the web a lot!
Walden: From having the first video podcast for preschoolers with The Wubbcast...
Widget: ...to the Wubblog...
Daizy: ... to the YouTube channels like WuzzleWuzzle...
Wubbzy: ... to WubbzyJen on
Twitter...
Walden: ...we've found that websites can be lots of fun!
Widget: But none of those sites would be any fun without a good Website
Maintainer!
Walden: Yes, Yes, Yes! No one would have any fun if the sites were
disorganized, had broken links, or not focused on the right topic!
Daizy: These are the nominations for Best Website
maintainer:
Widget: Tanka!
Wubbzy (dressed in shadowy cloaks & whispering):
Silent Shadow!
Walden: and The Acorn Cafe Team!
Daizy: And the winner is...
::Daizy starts to open the
envelope but Wubbzy stops her::
Wubbzy: I wanna open it!
Daizy: But I have the envelope!
Wubbzy: But I wanna open it!
Daizy: I want to open it!!
::they start to yell at each other::
Walden: Hey you two! You need to share! Why don't you open it together &
read the winner out loud at the same time?!
Widget: Or they could just take turns. We are presenting two awards. One could
read one & one could read the other.
Walden: But they need to learn to share!
Widget: Who cares about that now? Let's just get the award presented! Daizy's got the envelope so she'll do this one & Wubbzy does the next.
Walden: Now is as good a time as ever to learn to share! They can do it
together!
Widget: Turns!
Walden: Together!
Widget: Turns!
::The two of them begin to argue on stage. Wubbzy & Daizy stare at their
fight surprised.::
Wubbzy (whispering to Daizy):
Uh... what do we do now?
Daizy (whispering to Wubbzy):
I don't know!
::They both look offstage where Pupspals is motioning
for them to just announce it themselves & hurry this along.::
Daizy: Oh! Right! Well the winner is....
Wubbzy: I'll say it!
Daizy: No, I'll say it!
::They start to tug of war over the envelope when a metal hand reaches down
from above & snatches the envelope::
Super-Duper-Award-Presenter 3500: I'll do it.
::another arm comes out of the robot - armed with a
sharp knife - & slices off the top of the envelope in one quick motion. Wubbzy & Daizy gulp, while
this has caught the attention of Widget & Walden. The robot pulls out the
paper::
Super-Duper-Award-Presenter 3500: The winner is... the Acorn Café Team!
Wubbzy: ::bouncing on his tail:: Wow wow WOW!!!
::The Super-Duper-Award-Presenter 3500 pulls out a Golden Acorn & gives it
to Indy, who enters, stage left::
Indy: This award is a team award, and rightfully goes to us all—Jeff, Framwinkle, Ray and RangerReady, come on up!
::The other mods come up to the audience’s applause and wave. Indy offers the podium to them, but they offer it back to him::
Indy: Okay, then. Let me add that we’re glad that we’ve been
able to serve you, the Rangerphiles, as well as we
have. It’s not always an easy job, and a lot goes on behind the scenes that
you’ll never see. But in the end, this community makes it worth it. Thank you
all!
::The Acorn Café Team walks offstage waving, while the
Wubbzy Team stays for the next award::