[Needs presentation, Neal Wolf]

Neal_Wolf: And the Golden Acorn for Best Song Parody goes to…wow. Two winners again? All right. We have "Rangers Danzing" by Gwendolyn_Katsche, (Here's to You) Gadget Hackwrench by Mayhem, along with "You Can't Touch This (Café)" by Mayhem.

::Mayhem ruefully smiles and can be visibly seen by those around him to be brandishing the rock star horns symbol as victory on his left hand on his way up to the stage before grabbing the microphone. The audience had been clapping and now starts to die down::

Mayhem: Oh yeah! Maybe I've found my calling, huh?

::The audience is just starting to react with more applause when he loosely wags a finger in the air to indicate he still has something to say::

Mayhem: In light on missing out somewhere else, this is the one I really wanted to win. You Can't Touch This (Cafe) was the first parody I had done and as it turns out it was technically the best in your eyes. There's a lot of meaning put into the words, for it really is dedicated to you. To everyone on the Cafe.

::His normal humorous nature is replaced temporarily with sincerity::

Mayhem: So thank you to everyone out there who voted for me, for not just that one but both of them. That was unexpected to say the least, considering there was some excellent competition. Does this mean I get two trophies?

::He views across to the side offstage but gets no response or indication::

Mayhem: Ah maybe not then. But still, this is gonna get a pride of place.

::He brandishes the award in the air::

Mayhem: Hopefully everyone will enjoy the work I put out in 2008 as well and perhaps I'll be back next time...? Thank you! By the way, Gwen asked me to go first. I think she has something planned…

::He exits the stage and returns to his seat, still a bit nonplussed by the win::

::Both DJ Gwendolyn Katsche and Gadget Hackwrench enter the stage in Radio City Music Hall, as "Titans" by Vangelis is playing in the background. The crowd in the hall stands up and cheers as confetti blasters go off on the stage::

Gwendolyn: Thank you!

::As the crowd is sits down again, Gwen speaks again::

Gwen: I can’t believe it’s the first time I won this Golden Acorn!

Gadget: I have a greeting to my fans and families in the Ukraine, who are watching this ceremony at home on their TV with this song!’

Gwen: Come on, sing along everybody!

Gadget: Clap your hands and paws!

Rangers (Danzing)

Based upon Ukraine's song for Eurovision Song Contest 2007.

Hello everybody, my name is Gadget Hackwrench

Me English don't understand

Let's speak dance

Seven, seven, bye-bye

Seven, seven, one, two

Seven, seven, bye-bye

One, two, three

Seven, seven, bye-bye

Seven, seven, one, two

Seven, seven, bye-bye

One, two, three

Dancing

Seven, seven, bye-bye

Seven, seven, one, two

Seven, seven, bye-bye

One, two, three

Seven, seven, bye-bye

Seven, seven, one, two

Seven, seven, bye-bye

One, two, three

Rangers

Rangers is good

Where are your paws, paws, paws

Dance

I want you see, aha...

Rangers

Fat Cat goodbye I want you see Fat Cat goodbye

I want you see Fat Cat goodbye

I want you see

Rangers

la lalala lalala...

Lala lalala...

I want you see, aha...

I want you see Fat Cat goodbye

I want you see I want you see

Ranger

Rangers is cool

Rangers loves dancing

We dance in New York!

la lalala lalala...

::As the song ends, the crowd applauds and Gwen returns to the podium::

Gwen: Thanks again!

Gadget: Just keep on dancing tonight!