::Gadget Hackwrench comes out on stage, smiling and waving as the cheers increase to a crescendo. She’s wearing a blue shimmering evening gown that almost matches her blue eyes—them eyes is bright! She smiles again and waits patiently at the podium for the applause to die down::

Gadget: Hi there! I’m Gadget, what’s your names?

::The crowd answers back in a roar of names::

Gadget: Uh oh, that’s too many to remember at once. I’ll have to ask each of you later.

::The audience laughs::

Gadget: Okay, we’re here now to award the winner of the Best Song Parody. I like songs, personally. They’re great to whistle and hum to when you’re working. Well, unless your throat gets dry so that’s why I invented my own whistle and hum machine which sort of broke down after the fiftieth rendition of “A Hundred Cans of WD-40 on the Wall”…

::Some in the audience grin knowingly::

Gadget: All right, let’s find out who our nominees are:

Like a Gadgephile by Midnight Man
Rangers Danzing by Gwendolyn_Katsche
Stars in Their Lives by Racebest
(Here's To You) Gadget Hackwrench by Mayhem
12 days of Xmas by Yunkel
I Wanna Be a Witch by Neal_Wolf
The Crazy Fan of Clarice by CD
You Can't Touch This (Cafe)! by Mayhem
Come Soar Away by Silver Shadow
Another Case to be Solved by Silver Shadow>
C-A-F-E by Racebest
Der Chipper's Face by bock's car
Thank God I'm a Rangerphile (scroll down)by Neal_Wolf
The Fall of Canon by Sinclair
Who Stopped Their Reign by Racebest
Streets of Fanon by Midnight Man

Gadget: Golly and a half! That’s a lot of song parodies. I’d have to invent two hum-and-whistlers to get through all those songs. Unless…

::She runs off, stage-left, and returns with drafting paper. For a minute she’s lost to the world, sketching and scribbling out an idea::

Gadget: Oh, sorry about that. It’s just that when you get that really good idea you should write it and draw it right away. And now I think it’d be a really good idea to announce this category’s winner!

::A stage hand brings out the envelope and Gadget brings out a letter opener::

Gadget: I only carry it when I want to cut open envelopes…

::More knowing laughs from the audience::

Gadget: And the Golden Acorn for Best Song Parody goes to…wow. Two winners again? All right! We have "Rangers Danzing" by Gwendolyn_Katsche, (Here's to You) Gadget Hackwrench by Mayhem, along with "You Can't Touch This (Café)" by Mayhem. Come on down!

::Mayhem ruefully smiles and can be visibly seen by those around him to be brandishing the rock star horns symbol as victory on his left hand on his way up to the stage before grabbing the microphone. The audience had been clapping and now starts to die down::

Mayhem: Oh yeah! Maybe I've found my calling, huh?

::The audience is just starting to react with more applause when he loosely wags a finger in the air to indicate he still has something to say::

Mayhem: In light on missing out somewhere else, this is the one I really wanted to win. You Can't Touch This (Cafe) was the first parody I had done and as it turns out it was technically the best in your eyes. There's a lot of meaning put into the words, for it really is dedicated to you. To everyone on the Cafe.

::His normal humorous nature is replaced temporarily with sincerity::

Mayhem: So thank you to everyone out there who voted for me, for not just that one but both of them. That was unexpected to say the least, considering there was some excellent competition. Does this mean I get two trophies?

::He views across to the side offstage but gets no response or indication::

Mayhem: Ah maybe not then. But still, this is gonna get a pride of place.

::He brandishes the award in the air::

Mayhem: Hopefully everyone will enjoy the work I put out in 2008 as well and perhaps I'll be back next time...? Thank you! By the way, Gwen asked me to go first. I think she has something planned…

::He exits the stage and returns to his seat, still a bit nonplussed by the win::

::Both DJ Gwendolyn Katsche and Gadget Hackwrench enter the stage in Radio City Music Hall, as "Titans" by Vangelis is playing in the background. The crowd in the hall stands up and cheers as confetti blasters go off on the stage::

Gwendolyn: Thank you!

::As the crowd is sits down again, Gwen speaks again::

Gwen: I can’t believe it’s the first time I won this Golden Acorn!

Gadget: I have a greeting to my fans and families in the Ukraine, who are watching this ceremony at home on their TV with this song!’

Gwen: Come on, sing along everybody!

Gadget: Clap your hands and paws!

Rangers (Danzing)

Based upon Ukraine's song for Eurovision Song Contest 2007.

Hello everybody, my name is Gadget Hackwrench
Me English don't understand
Let's speak dance

Seven, seven, bye-bye
Seven, seven, one, two
Seven, seven, bye-bye
One, two, three

Seven, seven, bye-bye
Seven, seven, one, two
Seven, seven, bye-bye
One, two, three

Dancing

Seven, seven, bye-bye
Seven, seven, one, two
Seven, seven, bye-bye
One, two, three

Seven, seven, bye-bye
Seven, seven, one, two
Seven, seven, bye-bye
One, two, three

Rangers
Rangers is good
Where are your paws, paws, paws
Dance

I want you see, aha...
I want you see, aha...
I want you see, aha...
I want you see, aha...

Rangers

Fat Cat goodbye I want you see Fat Cat goodbye
I want you see Fat Cat goodbye
I want you see Fat Cat goodbye
I want you see

Rangers

la lalala lalala...
la lalala lalala...
la lalala lalala...
Lala lalala...

I want you see, aha...
I want you see, aha...
I want you see, aha...
I want you see, aha...

I want you see Fat Cat goodbye
I want you see Fat Cat goodbye
I want you see Fat Cat goodbye
I want you see I want you see

Ranger
Rangers is cool
Rangers loves dancing
We dance in New York!

la lalala lalala...
la lalala lalala...
la lalala lalala...
la lalala lalala...

la lalala lalala...
la lalala lalala...
la lalala lalala...
la lalala lalala...

::As the song ends, the crowd applauds and Gwen returns to the podium::

Gwen: Thanks again!

Gadget: Just keep on dancing tonight! Well, unless you’re too tired to dance. I mean, later on after the show when you’ll likely be dancing up a storm and…okay, Indy, I see you. Next category!

::Gadget smiles and waves as the crowd cheers her exit::