::Ratatouille strides out onto the stage, his artist’s smock still spattered with paint from his latest work. As he takes his place at the podium, two more figures take the stage. Doohickey "Dee" Hawkfeather and Colette Silvertail march out towards the French rat, each clad in black suits and wearing black shades. While Ms Hawkfeather appears clearly intimidating, Ms Silvertail’s miniskirt and high heels add an obviously sensual edge. The rat confronts the two ladies as they stop at the podium::
Ratatouille: What eez ze meaning of zis!? I am supposed to do zis presentation!
::Ratatouille casts an incredulous gaze upon the ladies::
Ratatouille: Do you mean a division that deals with fictitious rodents? Or a fictitious division that deals with rodents?!
Colette: With pleasure.
::Colette slaps a pair of handcuffs on the rat and proceeds to pull him off stage behind her::
Ratatouille: Zis eez an outrage! I—
::He notices Colette’s seductive walk::
Ratatouille: Could get used to zis…
Dale and Foxy hangin’ out by Fish
Sleeping Rangers by Tanka
Tried Chipmunks by Artist
Hawaiian RoMice by LilacStarPrint
Don’t Leave Me Alone by
Look at Butterfly (Think Again) by DeLTa
::Slowly DeLTa walks up on stage. He approaches the podium and starts to adjust the microphone::
DeLTa: Unbelievable... I won!
::Absolutely stunned and looking only at the audience, DeLTa stays silent for a while::
DeLTa: I'd like to express my gratitude to everyone who supported me on this ceremony, and everyone who simply likes what I do. Special thanks to my Russian and foreign colleagues and friends... for support, for advice, for constructive criticism, and for understanding. Thanks!
::DeLTa takes the award, raises it
high above his head, and walks back to his seat. As the audience applauds DeLTa,
Dale: Fish, fish, fish!
Chip: Dale, you don't need to do that anymore.
Dale: Are you kidding? Tonight we've got both Fish and The JAM winning. It's like the old glory days! Fish, fish, fish!
::The crowd takes up the mantra as Fish comes up on stage::
Fish: Thanks so much everyone- I guess the secret is drawing something that shows something ABOUT to happen rather than something actually happening?
::Foxy nudges Dale in the audience as quiet laughs ripple through the hall::
Fish: I wish I could find the second one I did of Dale’s neck bleeding and Foxy trying to open a Band-Aid with her wings…
::The audience laughs more as Foxy
shrugs in the audience while Dale crosses his arms. Fish holds up his trophy as he leaves, stage left. With
the last of the winners congratulated,