::Sparky comes out on stage with the envelope for the next category, Best All-Time Author::

 

Sparky: Anyone seen Charles Roberts?  He's supposed to announce the next winner!

 

::Charles jumps from his seat to the stage, hurdling people and chair backs as he reaches his destination and snatches the envelope from Sparky's hand::

 

Charles: Jumper was a good movie! Go see it sometime.

 

::Charles goes to the podium and takes on a more serious bent::

 

Charles: Now the Nominations for the Best Author are:

 

::In the background, "Can You Dig It Sucker Remix" by TNA plays as the names of the nominees come up on the big screen::

 

Midnight Man
Mr. Spumoni
RangerReady23
Stainless Steel Rat
Indy

 

::Then Charles looks at his hand the way the wrestlers do to impress the crowd as Werekitty Gadget and Pyro join him on stage and pose impressively too::

 

Charles: Wow, the Dragon Man is here! Now let's get the Winner of the Best All-Time Author!

 

::Charles rips open the envelope in one motion::

 

Charles: Are you ready?  Let me hear it!

 

::The audience shouts back, "We're ready!"::

 

Charles: The Winner for the Best All-Time Author—let me hear it again!

 

::The crowd shouts, "We're still ready!"::

 

Charles: Then here it is.  The Winner is the ultra-rad writing tag team of Indy and Chris Silva!  Get it up!

 

::Indy and Chris Silva come up on stage as the band plays, "We Are the Champions".  Indy and Chris take their trophies and come up to the podium::

 

Indy: This is truly a great honor.  With a whole new generation of Rangerphile readers out there, it's good to know our stories pass the test of time.

 

Chris: What he said.

 

::The audience chuckles::

 

Indy: Chris has never been all that talkative, have you, Chris?

 

Chris: Only when I get a word in edgewise :-)

 

Indy: So like I say, not that often.  But really, we're glad you enjoy the stories we've brought to you, and this year we plan to bring you two new stories.  Think of them as a gift for all the support we've received over the years.  Thanks again!

 

::Indy and Chris hold up their awards and the crowd applauds as they head offstage.  Then Charles does a Spin-a-rooney as he heads to the seats with Were-Kitty Gadget::