::Sparky comes out on stage with the envelope for the next category, Best All-Time Author::
Sparky: Anyone seen Charles Roberts?† He's supposed to announce the next winner!
::Charles jumps from his seat to the stage, hurdling people and chair backs as he reaches his destination and snatches the envelope from Sparky's hand::
Charles: Jumper was a good movie! Go see it sometime.
::Charles goes to the podium and takes on a more serious bent::
Charles: Now the Nominations for the Best Author are:
::In the background, "Can You Dig It Sucker Remix" by TNA plays as the names of the nominees come up on the big screen::
Stainless Steel Rat
::Then Charles looks at his hand the way the wrestlers do to impress the crowd as Werekitty Gadget and Pyro join him on stage and pose impressively too::
Charles: Wow, the Dragon Man is here! Now let's get the Winner of the Best All-Time Author!
::Charles rips open the envelope in one motion::
Charles: Are you ready?† Let me hear it!
::The audience shouts back, "We're ready!"::
Charles: The Winner for the Best All-Time Authorólet me hear it again!
::The crowd shouts, "We're still ready!"::
Charles: Then here it is.† The Winner is the ultra-rad writing tag team of Indy and Chris Silva!† Get it up!
::Indy and Chris Silva come up on stage as the band plays, "We Are the Champions".† Indy and Chris take their trophies and come up to the podium::
Indy: This is truly a great honor.† With a whole new generation of Rangerphile readers out there, it's good to know our stories pass the test of time.
Chris: What he said.
::The audience chuckles::
Indy: Chris has never been all that talkative, have you, Chris?
Chris: Only when I get a word in edgewise :-)
Indy: So like I say, not that often.† But really, we're glad you enjoy the stories we've brought to you, and this year we plan to bring you two new stories.† Think of them as a gift for all the support we've received over the years.† Thanks again!
::Indy and Chris hold up their awards and the crowd applauds as they head offstage.† Then Charles does a Spin-a-rooney as he heads to the seats with Were-Kitty Gadget::