Most Helpful Rangerphile
::A now quite familiar-looking, burly grey-furred, snazzily-clad rat, enters and steps up to the podium,
having put his awards away; he clears his throat::
UrthQuake: Wow, big night for me, eh? But
really, I don't think I would have written this story, and thus gotten these
awards, without at least some help. I got advice in writing from many of
my fellow writers here, which I have spoken about already.
::UrthQuake gestures to the
audience::
UrthQuake: And really, being
a Rangerphile, being a fan of such a remarkably
helpful group of persons, means you have to have... at least SOME semblance of
a helpful spirit! After all, that is what our heroes do, no what matter
what the cost, no matter what the risk! And.. I
too have tried to help my fellow Rangerphiles, whether it be
with a problem of theirs, or just trying to brighten someone's day... Like when
I tried to present our dearly departed Dumpster Side with a present for his
birthday!
::General grumbling could be heard as many remember
what happened that day, especially all the disasters UQ inadvertently caused::
UrthQuake: Ahem... (pulls
collar nervously) Okay, bad example! But hey, at least I tried! And
these Rangerphiles also tried! And while I don't know if they truly
helped or not, these people epitomized the true spirit of the Rescue Rangers!
These nominees for Most Helpful Rangerphile are:
Alain
Ray Jones
Midnight Man
Jeff Parkes
Mr. Spumoni
Stian
And the Golden Acorn Award goes to…Midnight Man!
::The audience stands and applauds as Midnight comes up on stage again::
Midnight: So here I am again, receiving another Golden Acorn
Award. It's for being the Most Helpful Rangerphile
this time. Well, all I can say is that I like helping whenever and wherever I
can, and I'd say that applies mostly to sharing all the information I'm
gathering as an archiver and historian with all of you. I mean, what's the
point in piling up knowledge and not letting anyone else have their share of
it? See, and that's why, for instance, I'm so busy with the Ranger Wiki, and perhaps also why RangerReady
invited me to the Ranger Blog. I must admit, though,
that I've hardly got more than my knowledge to help you with, but at least
that's something. And this award...
::Midnight holds up his award::
Midnight: ...may serve as a proof that this knowledge of mine, or rather the
ability of knowing where to find the stuff I don't know, and the will to use it
wherever it can be used, that these two were enough for you to award me. Thank
you very much!
::Midnight shakes hands with UrthQuake and giving a wave to the audience they walk off together::